SJW Lunatics Compete for DNC Chair
Liberalism Approaches Its Logical Endpoint
SCIENCE: "Our words can split open minds and and alter the geographical shape of its content, because sound is vibration."
INCLUSION: "We have to teach them how to be communicate, how to be sensitive, and how to shut their mouths if they're white."
TRAFFIC SAFETY: "I'm a walking intersectionality."
MORE SCIENCE: "Your voices are the reason this planet's axis is tilted. But your silence is the reason this planet is dying."
TOLERANCE: "I'm a white woman. I don't get it. And my job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt."
We at Progressive Disorder invite liberals to keep talking. Please. We're listening attentively, and we promise not to interrupt.
Hillary Voters Can't Name
Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops
Pressed by Colbert what she would be free from, the black congresswoman responded, "Slavery." "Slavery. Really? I didn’t realize there was slavery in Brooklyn in 1898," Colbert responded, seemingly looking to give the lawmaker a chance to catch her error. "I’m pretty sure there was," Clarke responded. "It sounds like a horrible part of the United States that kept slavery going until 1898," the late-night comedian then quipped. Colbert pressed on, asking, "Who would be enslaving you in 1898 in New York?" At that point, Clarke responded, "The Dutch."
Democrat, Environmentalist, Liberal, Funny, Science, Brilliance, Oops, Demagoguery
“We’re seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point – they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn’t ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there’s a lot of tundra that’s being held down by that ice cap.”
Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance
REP. DAVID R. OBEY, D-WIS.: Troops must be out of a combat role by October — I mean, by August of 19 — 2007.
REP. NANCY PELOSI, D-CALIF.: 2008. If they meet (inaudible).
OBEY: I’m sorry, that’s right.
PELOSI: OK. But if they haven’t made any progress by July, we begin the 180 days. If they haven’t made any. If they haven’t made — if the president cannot demonstrate progress by July, we begin the 180 days.
UNKNOWN: July 1st or 31st?
PELOSI: Is it July 1st or 31st? July 1st?
Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance
Pelosi: "We Have to Pass the Bill So That You Can Find Out What Is In It"