"By the way, they do this to me at the White House all the time — shut my mic off,” Biden said. Go To Site

"The president has indicated that his view that the decision that he made, I guess 7 years ago now, to add Joe Biden to the ticket as his running mate was the smartest decision that he has ever made in politics. And I think that should give you some sense into the president's view into Vice President's aptitude for the top job." -Josh Earnest Go To Site

"Neal Smith," Biden said, "an old butt buddy. Are you here, Neal? Neal, I miss you man. I miss you." Go To Site

Democrat, Funny, Oops, Debt

Vice President Biden chose an inopportune time for either a nap or some deep reflection today. As President Obama weighed in on one of the most important issues of the day, outlining his plan to deal with deficit reduction and attack the national debt, at least one audience member did not appear to be fully engaged.




Groping His Way Through History

Groping His Way Through History

"We are changing the attitudes of America about what constitutes appropriate behavior on the part of a man with a woman."

"There is no circumstance under which a man has a right to touch a woman without her consent other than self-defense," Biden said in October 2000 in relation to the Violence Against Women Act. "We are changing the attitudes of America about what constitutes appropriate behavior on the part of a man with a woman." Go To Site

Tuesday, at Defense Sec. Ash Carter‘s swearing-in ceremony, Biden got all touchy feely with Carter’s wife, Stephanie. From the pictures, it looks like he’s whispering sweet nothings into her right ear. He’s also getting a good whiff of her shampoo. Go To Site

In December, 2013, Biden grabbed the waist of The Hill’s White House reporter Amie Parnes at a White House holiday party. As she appeared to protect her underboob, he veered dangerously close to her abdomen. The picture quickly went viral. Clearly laughs were had by all. -Betsy Rothstein Go To Site

Biden 2016: Win On For the Groper.


Creepy Uncle Joe

Biden 2016: Win On For the Groper.


She's Not Really Enjoying This. You Can Totally Tell.

Biden 2016: Win On For the Groper.


Joe Biden Fondling Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter's Wife, February 17, 2015

Biden 2016: Win On For the Groper.


Keeping Those Hands Pushed Down.

Biden 2016: Win On For the Groper.


Joe, The Biker Guy On The Right Doesn't Look Overly Pleased.

The kind of sexism that Biden exhibits is perhaps the most pernicious kind, because it’s so easily waved away. It’s the classic definition of sexual harassment, the kind that most women tolerate on a daily basis from coworkers or friends. -Alana Levinson Go To Site

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened,'" Barack Obama's running mate recently told the "CBS Evening News." Except, Republican Herbert Hoover was in office when the stock market crashed in October 1929. There also was no television at the time.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance

WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden asked for God's blessing for the late mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen during a White House celebration of St. Patrick's Day – except the elderly lady is very much alive. "God rest her soul," Biden said Wednesday night as he introduced Cowen and President Barack Obama.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance

While stumping in Missouri for his running mate, Joe Biden pointed out state Senator Chuck Graham. Attempting to honor him, he said, "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." Chuck Graham is in a wheelchair.

Now if you thought that one of his senior staffers would’ve taken the time to educate Joe Biden on the differences between nations, countries, and continents, before putting him in front of a microphone, you’d be wrong. ”There’s no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world’s most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead,” the vice president of the United States of America said. “There is simply no reason,” he said. -Jerome Hudson Go To Site

Democrat, Obama, Economy

"The fact is, the recovery act is working."

Democrat, Hate, Violence

DAYTON, Minn. -- Vice President Joe Biden has told Democrats at a Minnesota fundraiser that he'll "strangle" members of the GOP who complain about the federal budget.

Hypocrisy, Incompetence, Obama, War

Joe Biden argued that the president had no constitutional authority to launch an attack without congressional approval against a nation that hadn’t attacked or threatened imminent attack on the United States. Biden also insisted that doing so is an impeachable offense.

Democrat, Funny, Press

Biden spokeswoman Elizabeth Alexander said in a statement Sunday that the decision to put Powers in the storage room was a "mistake" and that the reporter accepted her apology on Wednesday.

On Thursday, Vice President Joe Biden said he believes all of the country's illegal immigrants are "already American citizens." "You know, eleven million people live in the shadows. I believe they're already American citizens." Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Racism, Brilliance, Oops, Stereotyping

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Racism, Brilliance, Stereotyping

"I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking," Biden said.

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops

Biden to Gabby Giffords: “Welcome to the Cracked Head Club”

Democrat, Brilliance, Oops

Later in his response in talking about the frustration seen in the Tea Party and the Occupy Wall Street Group, Biden said "you have on the one end Van Jones' guys, whoever he is, talking about Wall Street." Jack Harris and Tedd Webb stopped him to tell him he had previously been "Green Czar" in the administration. The VP responded, "Oh is that... alright"

Vice President Joe Biden, who has previously misremembered what state and what century he was in, now seems to have forgotten that Barack Obama is the president. Speaking to a crowd of 1,200 people at a high school in Lakewood, Ohio, Biden was slamming a 'pernicious' Mitt Romney ad claiming that Jeep will move jobs out of Ohio to China. The vice-president said that the ad claimed that 'President Clinton bankrupted Chrysler so that Italians could buy it to ship jobs overseas to China.' Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Brilliance

“I didn’t use, no no no…Let’s get it straight, guy. Don’t screw around with me,” Biden lashed out at HUMAN EVENTS. Then Biden confirmed that he indeed did talk about rape in terms of the President’s spending measure. “Murder will continue to rise, rape will continue to rise, all crimes will continue to rise,” if the Democrats agenda isn’t passed, he added.

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Narrative, Oops, Demagoguery

More important than the raw figures is the rate per 100,000 individuals. Murder did go up—though the rate did not double from 2009 to 2010, as Biden claimed. But rape has gone down. Biden actually asserted it had tripled.

Democrat, Liberal, Obama, Brilliance, Oops, Economy

“Some time in the next couple of months we’re going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month,” Biden said at a fundraiser today in Pittsburgh. Next month, Biden predicted, the nation’s employers will add between 100,000 to 200,000 jobs to their payrolls.

Democrat, Incompetence, Oops

As Vice President of the United States, as an American, I was in absolute awe of the capacity and dedication of the entire team, both the intelligence community, the CIA, the SEALs.

Biden aimed to throw the Obama base a lifeline. He fed the Kos Kidz desperate need for to see some fight, but at the cost of his remaining (and mostly notional) dignity. If you want a gibbering, snorting, mumbling clown with a rictus-grin locked on his mug a heartbeat away from controlling America's nuclear arsenal, Joe Biden's your guy. Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops

Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests.

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops

Vice President Joe Biden had his “oops” moment Wednesday speaking in a 49er-crazed San Francisco when he told a crowd at a city political fundraiser that “the Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl.”

Democrat, Funny

“This was the greatest day ever to have him here,” Biden supporter Loucher Slepski said. “That was the best experience of my life to see him in person.” Lots of supporters cheered and offered handshakes as Biden walked through Grant Street, but as he made his way onto Stanwix Street, the warm reception faded and boos could be heard.

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Oops

"You know there’s and old Irish saying," Biden said. "There’s all kinds of old Irish sayings. (Laughter.) At least my Grandfather Finnegan, I think he made them up, but it says, may the hinges of our friendship never go rusty. Well, with these two folks that you’re about to meet, if you haven’t already, there’s no doubt about them staying oiled and lubricated here. Ladies and gentlemen -- (laughter) -- now, for you who are not full Irish in this room, lubricating has a different meaning for us all."

"The middle class has been buried these past four years!" -Joe Biden, Oct 2012 Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

“You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there,” Biden said at a fundraiser in Morris Township, N.J.

Democrat, Funny, Oops, Academia

Another oops from Vice President Biden today on the campaign trail. While addressing voters in Iowa on the campaign trail, Biden mistakenly refered to Scott Community College President Dr. Theresa Paper as "Dr. Pepper."

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

“It’s complicated, you’d fully understand it, I’m going to give you a brief answer,” Biden said, telling the audience to consider his answer a generalization. “But I’m going to give it to you as quick and straight as I can.” Biden then spoke for 11 minutes.

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Justice, Law

Vice President Joe Biden described former Saturday Night Live comedian, Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., as a "leading legal scholar," presumably in the Senate, today. "He has been one of the leading legal scholars," Biden said of Franken today, according to the pool report. He also said that Franken "is deadly serious" as a senator. He made the comments while recalling concerns that then-candidate Franken could not be taken seriously as a Senate candidate given his SNL work.

The family of fallen Navy SEAL Aaron Vaughn spoke out in an exclusive interview with Fox News, telling correspondent Catherine Herridge that their son was filled with uncharacteristic fear when Vice President Joe Biden revealed that Team 6 was the group responsible for the the take-down of Usama bin Laden. Vaughn’s mother told Herridge that neither her son nor any of the SEALs on the team wanted the recognition, and on the contrary, were angered when they were revealed, as well as worried for their safety and that of their loved ones. Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Funny

Initially, Barack had tuned out the presidential talk, too. But he was just as disappointed with the U.S. Senate as he had been with the state senate – he had gone to Washington to do big things, but he was a junior member of a slow, rule-bound, Republican-controlled body. “Shoot. Me. Now.” he wrote to an aide, in the middle of a particularly long-winded oration. (The speaker was Senator Joe Biden.)

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

Referring to President Roosevelt's foreign policy quote about "speaking softly and carrying a big stick," Biden told the crowd that Obama followed a similar path while negotiating with Iran. "I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you," Biden said as the crowd laughed.

Democrat, Brilliance, Demagoguery

In Flint, Michigan, Vice President Joe Biden suggested that more rapes and murders could occur if President Barack Obama's jobs bill is not passed.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

Vice President Joe Biden, speaking at a high school commencement ceremony in Virginia on Thursday, called the Arab Spring a “democratic movement”--on the same day that the Egyptian high court nullified the Islamist majority parliament and the Egyptian military assumed control of the legislature.

Bissonnette, apparently, is also not a fan of Vice President Joe Biden. He writes of meeting Biden and Obama at the headquarters of the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment after the raid, says The Associated Press, and was unimpressed. Biden, Bissonnette says, told "lame jokes" no one understood, reminding him of "someone's drunken uncle at Christmas dinner." Go To Site

Democrat, Character, Brilliance, Oops

The speech by Mr Kinnock, as he desperately tried to remodel and rebuild the Labour Party, was widely judged to be a dramatic and powerful piece of political rhetoric - making it particularly tempting, but also unusually unwise, for Mr Biden to borrow its most significant passage without attribution to the British politician.

Biden: There is simply no reason.

”There’s no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world’s most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead,” the vice president of the United States of America said. “There is simply no reason.”

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Racism, Demagoguery

They’ve said it. Every Republican’s voted for it. Look at what they value and look at their budget and what they’re proposing. Romney wants to let the—he said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks once again write their own rules–unchain Wall Street. They’re going to put y’all back in chains.

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops

Vice President Joe Biden did it again. While on the campaign trail in Danville, Virginia on Tuesday Biden remarked to Virginia Democratic supporters, "..that with you, and I mean this ladies and gentlemen With you, we can win North Carolina again and if we do, we win the election, if we win you."

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops

'Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?," said Biden.

"...I think the vice president of the United States has become a laugh line on late night television. I mean, he — I’ve never seen a vice president that has made as many mistakes, said as many stupid things. I mean, there’s a real fear if, God forbid, he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency, whether he really has the mental capacity to handle it. I mean, this guy just isn’t bright. He’s never been bright. He isn’t bright. And people think, ‘Well, he just talks a little too much.’ Actually he’s not very smart." -Rudy Giuliani Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Experts

BIDEN: I'm supposedly an expert on foreign policy. Well, you know, an expert from where I come from is anyone from out of town with a briefcase. I do not have a briefcase.

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Financial, War, Lie

“It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card, at the same time, put a prescription drug plan on the credit card, a trillion dollar tax cut for the very wealthy.” “I was there, I voted against them,” Biden continued. “I said, no, we can’t afford that.” Then Sen. Biden voted for the Afghanistan resolution on Sept. 14, 2001 which authorized “the use of United States Armed Forces against those responsible for the recent attacks launched against the United States.” And on Oct. 11, 2002, Biden voted for a resolution authorizing unilateral military action in Iraq, according to the Washington Post.

Democrat, Editorial, Liberal, Election, Character, Oops

Fox News anchor Chris Wallace hammered Vice President Joe Biden's excessive smiling and laughing during the debate, saying that he's never seen anyone be so disrespectful in a presidential or vice presidential debate. And Wallace said that he'd seen most of them — all but the first four in 1960. He called his demeanor "unprecedented." "I don't believe I've ever seen a debate in which one participant was as openly disrespectful of the other as Biden was to Paul Ryan tonight," Wallace said. He added: "It was openly contemptuous and disrespectful."

Democrat, Election, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

In Ohio, Biden Talks About All the Ads Being Run 'Here in Iowa'...

“The Vice President said he’s going to put ‘y’all in chains.’ Was he talking about slavery? You bet your ass he was. Was he using the vernacular? Yes, he was. Did he think it was cute? Yes, he did. Was it something stupid to say? You bet your life it was stupid.” -Charlie Rangel Go To Site

Democrat, Hypocrisy, Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Obama, Character, Degeneracy, Scandal, Brilliance, Oops, Murder

Vice President Biden, as he has become known to do, reportedly made a wildly inappropriate comment to the father who had just lost his hero son. Woods said Biden came over to his family and asked in a “loud and boisterous” voice, “Did your son always have balls the size of cue balls?”

The Obama Administration "Stimulus Plan"...

A Monumental Keynesian Failure

Can we admit that this was a failure now?

Image: Left Of The Mark

April 2010: “Some time in the next couple of months we’re going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month,” Biden said at a fundraiser today in Pittsburgh. Next month, Biden predicted, the nation’s employers will add between 100,000 to 200,000 jobs to their payrolls.

Democrat, Tax, Financial, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

"But you can't erase what you've already done, they've voted to extend tax cuts for the very wealthy, giving a $500 trillion dollar tax-cut to 120,000 families.

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

Joe Biden, at a campaign event today said, "There's never been a day in the last four years I've been proud to be his vice president."

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Funny, Brilliance

Seeking to reassure victims of Hurricane Sandy following a tour of the damaged boardwalk in Seaside Heights, N.J., Vice President Joe Biden told residents Sunday that he spent a lot of time on the New Jersey shore while growing up and that they’ve got a “homeboy” in the White House who “gets it.”

Remember, putting Slow Joe a heartbeat away from the nuclear button was Obama’s first executive decision. -Glenn Reynolds Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Guns, Funny, Threats

“I guarantee ya, Barack Obama ain’t takin’ my shotguns. So don’t buy that malarkey. Don’t buy that malarkey. They’re gonna, they’re gonna start peddlin’ that to ya. I got two. If he tries to fool with my Beretta, he’s got a problem.” -Vice President Joe Biden

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

At the beginning of his speech, Biden began praising his soon to be re-inaugurated boss and let slip, “I’m proud to be President of the United States,” before stopping himself as nervous laughter from the audience turned into wild cheers.

Democrat, Liberal, Guns, Funny, Brilliance

Vice President Joe Biden incorrectly stated early today that Rep. Gabrielle Giffords had been "shot and mortally wounded": "Gabby Giffords, my good friend, was shot and mortally wounded," Biden claimed. ... The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.

Democrat, Liberal, Election, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Narrative, Oops, Constitution

Vice President Joe Biden praised former Vice President Al Gore, who was present during a fundraiser for Massachusetts Senate Candidate Ed Markey, asserting that Gore had actually won the the 2000 presidential election. “This man was elected president of the United States of America,” Biden said according to the pool report. “No, no, no. He was elected president of the United States of America. But for the good of the nation, when the bad decision in my view was made, he did the right thing for the nation.”

“Genius is never understood in its own time.” -Bill Watterson Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Incompetence, Funny, Narrative, Oops, Feminism, Sexism

After stepping off the plane and meeting new ambassador Caroline Kennedy, Biden swung over to a Japanese internet company, where he was slated to speak on women in the economy – the so-called "Womenomics" program. He then sat down with five women in the DeNa cafeteria and asked them, "Do your husbands like you working full time?"

Democrat, Liberal, Hate, Character, Racism, Smears, Education

Explaining why schools in Iowa are performing better than those in Washington, D.C., Biden told the Post, "There's less than one percent of the population of Iowa that is African American. There is probably less than four of five percent that are minorities. What is in Washington? So look, it goes back to what you start off with, what you're dealing with."

Iraq: 'One of the Great Achievements'

of Obama Administration


H/T: Instapundit

Democrat, Liberal, Hate, Character, Smears

Vice President Joe Biden drew fire from a prominent Jewish group on Tuesday after he described unscrupulous bankers who prey on servicemen and servicewomen deployed overseas as “Shylocks” — a term frequently condemned as an anti-Semitic caricature.

Joe Biden Says 161,000 Died In Joplin Tornado

Joe, you're not in Kansas anymore...

Democrat, Liberal, Hate, Character, Smears, Stereotyping

Vice President Joe Biden’s casual use of an expression some deem anti-Semitic has drawn sharp criticism from the Anti-Defamation League. Biden referred to bankers that take advantage of military men and women serving overseas as “Shylocks.” The term comes from Shakespeare’s The Merchant of Venice, in which the villain, Shylock, is a greedy Jewish money-lender that asks for a “pound of flesh” as payment.

Democrat, Liberal, Racism, Oops, Bigotry

Vice President Joe Biden says he's quite popular with the Somali community of Wilmington, Delaware. If you want proof, he suggests you should talk to some local cab drivers. "If you ever come to the train station with me, you'll notice that I have great relationships with them because there's an awful lot of them driving cabs and are friends of mine. For real."

Liberal, Hate, Incitement, Violence, Character

“The press always asks me, don’t I wish I were debating him?” Biden continued. “No, I wish were in high school and I could take him behind the gym. “That’s what I wish.”

Friday in Bristol, PA, while campaigning for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, Vice President Joe Biden acknowledged the lack of enthusiasm for his party’s nominee. Biden said, “I know some of you, and some of the people you are trying to convince are not crazy about Hillary. I know that..." Go To Site