EnvironMentalism
Leftist Idiots Barricade Themselves Inside Keystone XL Pipe in Texas: Using a blockading technique never implemented before, Matt Almonte and Glen Collins locked themselves between two barrels of concrete weighing over six hundred pounds each.
“A critical but overlooked aspect of the human dimensions of glaciers and global change research is the relationship between gender and glaciers,” the paper said...
“Jaclyn found a report that noted how women are more vulnerable to glacier changes and hazards than are men,” Carey said. “I had never researched these gendered vulnerabilities.” 
An ecosexual is a hardcore environmentalist who has romantic feelings for Mother Earth and believes they can save the planet by having sex with plants.
-David Menzies
“Back when I would hug trees in Santa Cruz, I would sort of ask the tree if it was okay if I hugged it and I would feel their spirit or energy or something give a response back, and then proceed accordingly,” a UCSC alumna who identified herself only as “Serenity” told the Corsair. “ Consent is definitely important,” she continued.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Science, Experts, Education, Waste, Healthcare, Metaphor
Insects, blood and faeces may not sound particularly appetitising, but they are among the produce we should consider eating if we want our food to be sustainable and healthy, according to a team of chefs and scientists in Denmark... Scientists, artists chefs, designers and specialists in education are all rolling their sleeves up and getting stuck in to the cause.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Crazy, Academia
Earlier this month, a professor at Santa Monica Community College led students in an ‘EcoSexual Sextravaganza’ in which participants ‘married the ocean.’ Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”
Environmentalist, Liberal, Crime, Character, Brilliance, Vandalism
The Peruvian government is planning to file criminal charges against Greenpeace activists who may have permanently scarred the Nazca Lines World Heritage Site during a publicity stunt... The ground around the site is so sensitive and so sacred that Peru has even forbidden presidents and top officials to walk where the Greenpeace activists went. Peru's Deputy Culture Minister told the BBC: "You walk there, and the footprint is going to last hundreds or thousands of years."
Greenpeace
The Peruvian government is planning to file criminal charges against Greenpeace activists who may have permanently scarred the Nazca Lines World Heritage Site during a publicity stunt.
Environmentalist, Funny, Brilliance, Academia
Students at the University of California – Berkeley are requesting environmentally friendly caps and gowns just five days before graduation, Campus Reform reported. The senior editorial board of the school’s newspaper, The Daily Californian, is complaining that their biodegradable cap and gowns are not green enough and it’s an embarrassment to the school.
Environmentalist, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Energy, Waste
ANTI-FRACKING protesters who glued and chained themselves to petrol pumps in Great Lever over the weekend were at the wrong garage, it has emerged... However, it emerged later that the petrol station was no longer owned by Total - but the new owners had not got around to taking the signs down yet. Four people were arrested on Saturday after anti-fracking protesters used glue and bike locks to attach themselves to fuel pumps at the petrol station in Rishton Lane.
Liberal Eco-Degenerates, Covered in Potting Soil...
"There are people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil. There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Countdown to the End of the World!
"The world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change."
A new study finds that human-caused climate change was a major trigger of Syria’s brutal civil war. -Joe Romm, ThinkProgress
Environmentalist, Liberal, Incompetence, Funny, Crazy, Bigbrother, Demagoguery, Waste, Pc
Talk turned to trash at the Hennepin County Government Center this week when surprised employees discovered their standard-size garbage cans replaced by tiny new ones... Designed to encourage less trash-making and more recycling, they limit what employees can toss before they have to dump the collection into a bigger can down the hall. On the side of each can is written, “This is all the GARBAGE I make!”
Environmentalist, Warming, Sex, Funny, Crazy, Demagoguery
A meteorologist who has covered weather for the Wall Street Journal tweeted that he has decided not to have children in order to leave a lighter carbon footprint, and is considering having a vasectomy. He also vowed to stop flying after the world’s recent climate-change report made him cry.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance
Fifty thousand bumblebees will be honored in a memorial this weekend at the Wilsonville Target where a majority of the insects died. State officials directly linked the die-off to trees that had been sprayed with the insecticide Safari. Rozzell Medina, of Portland, said on the Facebook page that the event will "memorialize these fallen lifeforms and talk about the plight of the bees and their importance to life on Earth."
Environmentalist, Funny, Crazy
BOULDER, Colo. (AP) — The elk was honored with a makeshift memorial of candles, songs and stories. Several hundred people attended a vigil Sunday in Boulder, Colo., for the elk that was killed by a police officer. It had wandered into a neighborhood, where it was fatally shot by an on-duty police officer.
Environmentalist, Editorial, Liberal, Incompetence, Character, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Crazy
In a move that likely to shake America’s energy future to its core, protestors have adopted the idea of ‘chaining’ themselves to equipment being used for construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline in Texas. In the video below one anti-gas protester tells reporters. “It’s necessary to stop this pipeline. It’s a threat to our constitutional rights. Huh? It’s just too bad the equipment the loons chained themselves to didn’t belong to TransCanada… And, it wasn’t being used on the project that day.
“Are there cultures that mothers or fathers pleasure their children and teenagers sexually or genitally and also possibly initiate them into sexual expression at some point?” Scroggins asked in one message. “I have had intuitive thoughts that such would be a healthy way for parents to interact with their children and introduce their children to sensual/sexual pleasure and bonding and loving practices,” Scroggins said. “Who better to do it, than the parents first?” she added. -Environmental activist Vera Scroggins
Democrat, Environmentalist, Liberal, Science, Brilliance, Crazy, Demagoguery
Sen. Dick Durbin reacts to the tornadoes in Dallas, Texas earlier this week. Durbin calls for more laws regulating carbon output while he sends a dire warning that we must convert to hybrid cars or lose our life. Durbin says we must spend money now to fix the problem. "It's your money or your life," he said a press conference. "We are either going to dedicate ourselves to a cleaner, more livable planet and accept the initial investment necessary or we're going to pay a heavier price in terms of loss of human life, damage and costs associated with it."
Environmentalist, Liberal, Funny, Crazy
Video: At a city council meeting in Seattle, Wash., advocates for a ban on plastic bags in the city dressed up in plastic bags and sang a baggie-themed carol before the council. Couching their admonition in a re-worked version of Frank Loesser’s “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” the holiday “bag monsters” sang — in a harmony that would make many long for Lloyd Christmas’ “most annoying sound in the world” — that is it time for them (bags) to go.
Environmentalist, Crazy, Education, Demagoguery
Furious parents vented their anger at a headteacher who turned off his school's heating on one of the coldest days of the year. Pupils at Ansford Academy in Castle Cary, Somerset, were forced to grip their pens through thick gloves and wear their coats and hats in class as temperatures dropped to 1C.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Character, Oops, Murder
It may be troubling for some to learn that an icon of the ecological movement and a self-claimed co-founder of Earth Day is a cold-blooded murderer. His name is Ira Einhorn, a.k.a. "The Unicorn Killer." He is so-named because Einhorn means unicorn in German.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Crime, Murder
Ira Einhorn was on stage hosting the first Earth Day event at the Fairmount Park in Philadelphia on April 22, 1970. Seven years later, police raided his closet and found the "composted" body of his ex-girlfriend inside a trunk.
Singer Sheryl Crow announced on her blog over the weekend that she has a plan which will allow every person in the world a chance to fight global warming: only use one square of toilet paper per visit to the bathroom.
Liberal, Crazy
Singer Sheryl Crow announced on her blog over the weekend that she has a plan which will allow every person in the world a chance to fight global warming: only use one square of toilet paper per visit to the bathroom.
Democrat, Environmentalist, Liberal, Funny, Science, Brilliance, Oops, Demagoguery
“We’re seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point – they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn’t ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there’s a lot of tundra that’s being held down by that ice cap.”
Environmentalist, Liberal, Incitement, Crazy, Demagoguery
And as I watched the deniers make their arguments, I couldn’t help thinking that I was watching a form of treason — treason against the planet. To fully appreciate the irresponsibility and immorality of climate-change denial, you need to know about the grim turn taken by the latest climate research. -Paul Krugman
Liberal, Crazy
This suit explores the avenue of "body" language and non-verbal communication. Intended for awkward introductory glacier encounters, it acts as an "ice breaker", better enabling a person to lie prone on the surface of the glacier and give it a hug.
Liberal, Funny, Science, Un, Brilliance, Crazy, AntiAmerican, Ignorance
The second project was as successful as the first. It was euphemistically entitled “Petition to Ban the Use of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)” (translation water). It was designed to show that if official U.N. delegates could be duped by college students into banning water, that they could essentially fall for anything, including pseudo-scientific studies which claim to show that global warming is man-caused.
UNITED NATIONS — Bolivia will this month table a draft United Nations treaty giving "Mother Earth" the same rights as humans — having just passed a domestic law that does the same for bugs, trees and all other natural things in the South American country.
Warming, Liberal, Crazy, Fear
Because nothing sells policy like, er, images of people killing children. Andrew Bolt alerts Australian readers to the latest in marketing from anthropogenic global-warming activists, this time from a group with the ironic name ACT-Responsible.
Liberal, Funny, Crazy
With fingers clasped in solidarity and feet planted firmly in the sand, nearly one hundred strangers stood hand in hand on the beach just north of the San Clemente Pier in Orange County, California on Saturday afternoon. The group was participating in the Hands Across the Sand movement, which mobilized beachgoers in 860 different locations worldwide to make a bold, yet peaceful visual statement in protest of careless offshore drilling...
Liberal, Crazy
Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners
Democrat, Environmentalist, Liberal, Crazy
Van Jones, the Obama administration's controversial former "green jobs czar," has found a new calling: helping to push for a new, global architecture of environmental law that would give Mother Nature the same rights status as humans.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Crazy, Justice, Law
What if a trimmed tree could sue as an amputee or a shucked clam could claim wrongful eviction?... "What if nature had rights?" said Shannon Biggs, with Global Exchange. "What if the Amazon could sue an oil company for environmental damage?"
GLOBAL warming isn’t a prediction. It is happening. That is why I was so troubled to read a recent interview with President Obama in Rolling Stone in which he said that Canada would exploit the oil in its vast tar sands reserves “regardless of what we do.” If Canada proceeds, and we do nothing, it will be game over for the climate.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Crazy
BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) - A group of attorneys representing children and young adults began to file legal actions Wednesday in every state and the District of Columbia in an effort to force government intervention on climate change.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Government, Funny, Crazy, Tolerance, Regulation
Bolivia is set to pass the world's first laws granting all nature equal rights to humans. The Law of Mother Earth, now agreed by politicians and grassroots social groups, redefines the country's rich mineral deposits as "blessings" and is expected to lead to radical new conservation and social measures to reduce pollution and control industry.
Warming, Liberal, Crazy
Naked Bodies and a New Messiah
Green Groups Try to Sex Up Climate Change
"EcoSexual Sextravaganza" Trip
Marry and Have Sex with the Ocean
A professor at Santa Monica College took a group of students on an “EcoSexual Sextravaganza” trip earlier this month, during which they “married the ocean” and were encouraged to “consummate” that marriage. Why?
Well, as one of its organizers, a professor named Amber Katherine, told Campus Reform, it was to get students to love the environment more through “exocentric passion and even lust.”
Environmentalist, Liberal, Threats, Science, Crazy
"When we've finally gotten serious about global warming, when the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we should have war crimes trials for these bastards—some sort of climate Nuremberg."
Leftist Idiots Barricade Themselves Inside Keystone XL Pipe in Texas: Using a blockading technique never implemented before, Matt Almonte and Glen Collins locked themselves between two barrels of concrete weighing over six hundred pounds each.
Environmentalist, Warming, Liberal, Crazy, Religion
"the goddess of reason, creativity and weaving. May she inspire you -- because today, you are gathered in Cancun to weave together the elements of a solid response to climate change, using both reason and creativity as your tools."
Environmentalist, Editorial, Liberal, Funny, Crazy
So, the other day a bunch of hippies went to the beach, via various oil-powered conveyances.
Once they got there, they all walked out on the sand and stood in a big line, joined hands and thought happy thoughts.
They didn't actually do anything except apologize to Mother Gaia, perhaps in faux dolphin-speak: As children and adults formed a 150-yard chain along the Pacific coastline their message was clear. "We know that oil is not the answer," said Erkeneff. "The poor fishermen didn't ask for this. The ocean didn't ask for it. Now is the time. If not now, then when?" - Listen, hippie, those poor fishermen don't exactly row their boats out to sea, if you catch my meaning.
Liberals Higher in Average Neuroticism Than Conservatives...
The results are also consistent with another study using American data (and which I discussed in an earlier blog post) that found that people on the extreme political left reported higher rates of having mental disorders than people on the right.
As I noted, research on the “Big Five” traits of extraversion, agreeableness, conscientiousness, neuroticism, and openness to experience has found that people identifying as politically liberal tend to be higher on openness to experience and neuroticism and lower on conscientiousness than their conservative counterparts (Fatke, 2017; Gerber et al., 2011).
Environmentalist, Funny, Crazy, Video
Tree hugging moonbats crying over trees