The charging documents state Sanford played a cell phone video for police that showed Kelly ringing the doorbell "numerous times," exposing her breasts in the direction of Sanford’s cell phone camera, and then "with one breast in each hand [shaking] them up and down.” 
A trial to determine whether U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson’s wife committed bigamy when she wed the congressman has been delayed because she required emergency surgery to remove breast implants.
Congressman Charlie Rangel paid $64,500 from his leadership PAC funds to commission a painting of himself.
Democrat, Hypocrisy, Sex, Crazy, Healthcare
Rep. Chris Rabb, a Democrat in the Pennsylvania House of Representatives, has introduced a bill that “will require all inseminators to undergo vasectomies within 6 weeks from having their third child or 40th birthday, whichever comes first.“...
“Rarely is there a meaningful dialogue around public policy focusing on the personal responsibility of cisgender men in this sphere.”
“The rights of cisgender men have always been paramount in our society with little focus on their responsibility as inseminators to change their behaviors for the good of their partners, families, and society at large,” he continued.
Democrat, Liberal, Character, Funny, Oops
Delegate Ariana Kelly (D-Montgomery) is a rising star in the Maryland Democratic party... But the 39-year-old state lawmaker was arrested last month and charged with trespassing and indecent exposure in a confrontation with her ex-husband which thankfully did not escalate to violence but did lead to Kelly aggressively jostling her bare breasts in his direction as she stood in his doorway and refused his demands to leave.
Democrat, Liberal, Government, Character, Funny
Rep. Elijah Cummings (D–Md.) says, “so many people come to government knowing that they are not going to make the kind of money they would make in the private sector but they come to government to feed their souls.”
Democrat, Funny, Press
Biden spokeswoman Elizabeth Alexander said in a statement Sunday that the decision to put Powers in the storage room was a "mistake" and that the reporter accepted her apology on Wednesday.
Former Democratic National Committee head and current Virginia gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe blames Bush for his dad dying. Really. In an interview in May 2001, McAuliffe said that his father, Jack, died because “he could not go into a new year knowing that a Republican was actually moving into the White House.”
Democrat, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Jobs
Democratic candidate for lieutenant governor in Arkansas John Burkhalter said being a male stripper in Little Rock was one of the many “tough jobs” he had in his past. “I did have that job for a while, a very short time,” Burkhalter told Larry Henry in an interview for 5NEWS, a CBS affiliate in Arkansas.
Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Narrative, Oops, Feminism, Sexism
Secret Service agents dread being assigned to protect the vice president, in part because Biden’s a big fan of skinny dipping, according to a new tell-all book... “Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes. “Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.”
Democrat, Funny, Science, Brilliance, Narrative, Oops, Education, Ignorance
Democrats are far more likely than Republicans to believe in astrology, according to a new survey. The survey used data from the large-scale General Social Survey, and was produced by James Lindgren, a law professor at Northwestern University. He’s the director of the “Demography of Diversity Project.” The survey showed that 49.1 percent of Democrats and 45.5 percent of liberals believe astrology is scientific. But only 36.9 percent of Republicans and 40.1 percent of conservatives agreed to place their faith in the movement of the stars.
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
Democrat, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Smears
Nine years ago, the now-mayor of New Jersey's second-largest city was photographed naked on his front porch, right before an election. Pressed to explain, Jerramiah Healy chalked up the incident to a bad night of drinking. Now, the Jersey City mayor -- who won that 2004 race despite the naked photo flap -- appears to be changing his story as he runs for re-election. Healy gave a fresh, and notably more bizarre, account in an interview with the Star-Ledger in which he claimed he had actually been drawn outside that night by a group of noisy Hispanic girls -- who proceeded to rip off the towel he was wearing and do "filthy" things. Political party: Democratic
More than half of Democrats, according to a neutral survey, said they believed Bush was complicit in the 9/11 terror attacks. -Ben Smith, Politico
Democrat, Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Funny, Science, Brilliance, Oops, Education, Healthcare, Hoax, Ignorance
It appears Democrat McBride received a phone call from a constituent asking what Trenton was doing to combat the dreaded chroma-labial infection. When she found herself questioning a health official at a hearing, Democrat McBride raised her concerns, as reported by NJ.com: "It's already claimed 85 lives and there's a case here in Trenton," McBride said. "It is a virus that is 10 times greater at this point than the AIDS virus."
Democrat, Hypocrisy, Crime, Greed, Corruption, Convict
Republicans in New Hampshire’s state legislature have called for the first elected transgender official in the state -- and the nation -- to step down in light of a newspaper article that revealed her criminal past. Stacie Marie Laughton, a Democrat, made history this month when she was elected to a seat in the New Hampshire House of Representatives from Hillsborough County, which includes Nashua. But a story in the Laconia Daily Sun revealed that Laughton was a convicted felon who served more than four months in jail for ”conspiracy to commit credit card fraud” in 2008.
Democrat, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Brilliance, Oops, Feminism
Ohio State Senator Nina Turner (D-Cleveland) attended a Planned Parenthood press conference last week wearing a pink t-shirt with an elephant on it, images of women’s panties, and a sentence that read, “G.O.P. Get Out of My Panties!!!”
Democrat, Election, Character, Degeneracy, Fraud, Lie
Mark Suben, the Cortland County district attorney, said today he acted in pornographic movies in the 1970s. In a 3 p.m. news conference today, he admitted that he lied about his history to The Post-Standard and other news operations in the days before the Nov. 6 election. He was re-elected to a second term. He said he would continue as district attorney. After he was done, he walked out without responding to reporters' questions. Suben is a Democrat. He defeated Republican defense attorney Keith Dayton 9,815-7,507, according to unofficial results.
“You delete these e-mails, right?” he asked July 21, 2004, as he cyber-fantasized about Golding dressing up like a hooker to surprise him the next week at the Democratic National Convention in Boston.
Democrat, Crime, Character, Drugs
Retiring Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) said he once tried a pot-infused brownie — and it made him sleepy. Frank is an advocate of legalizing and taxing marijuana, but he said Wednesday night that he does not regularly use the illegal drug.
Democrat, Election, Character, Fraud
A California delegate has been ejected from the Democratic National Convention after he allegedly tried to impersonate a member of Congress and hassled the hotel staff trying to assist a drunken, passed-out delegate. The incident unfolded early Sunday morning when both men arrived by taxi at the Blake Hotel. The one delegate was seen being carried into the hotel at about 2 a.m. and either fell or was dropped, which drew concern among hotel staffers who called 911, according to news reports.
Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Oops, Crazy, Feminism
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D.-Calif.) told a recent gathering of the Women’s Political Committee that the spirits of suffragists Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Alice Paul spoke to her at the White House. Pelosi said she heard them say: “At last we have a seat at the table”.
Democrat, Character, Funny, Waste
Airline officials are trying to figure out if there is anything to be done after a Georgia congressman urinated into a cup on a flight from Washington to Atlanta on Thursday night... He went to a section of the plane between the cockpit and first-class, then urinated into the cup, said Bishop spokesman Selby McCash, who described the congressman as "a very gracious and courtly gentleman."
Democrat, Liberal
The Ohio Democratic representative is suing House cafeteria service providers for $150,000 for allegedly selling him a sandwich wrap with a stray olive pit in it.
Democrat, Scandal
A new study by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life reveals some startling differences between Republicans and Democrats on issues of spirituality and supernatural phenomenon.
Democrat, Scandal
Democrats in America are evenly divided on the question of whether George W. Bush knew about the 9/11 terrorist attacks in advance. Thirty-five percent (35%) of Democrats believe he did know, 39% say he did not know, and 26% are not sure.