Just Plain Sick
Fistgate II was held on Saturday in the same building at Tufts University as last year with the same message about how to practice homosexual sex. More students attended this year. Out of approximately 650 attendees, about 400 of those were students.
“Are there cultures that mothers or fathers pleasure their children and teenagers sexually or genitally and also possibly initiate them into sexual expression at some point?” Scroggins asked in one message. “I have had intuitive thoughts that such would be a healthy way for parents to interact with their children and introduce their children to sensual/sexual pleasure and bonding and loving practices,” Scroggins said. “Who better to do it, than the parents first?” she added. -Environmental activist Vera Scroggins 
#tampongate is over. Unopened hygiene products are now allowed. Someone trying to bring in a used product led to the earlier issue #txlege
A respected professor at one of the nation's leading Ivy League universities is defending the incestuous relationship with his daughter, as reported by the official newspaper of the Dallas Fort Worth Catholic Archdiocese and Google News on April 6, 2013. "It's ok for homosexuals to do what they want at home, how is this different?"
Thirteen-year-old Chevonea Kendall-Bryan had been pressured into performing a sex act on a boy at school. He recorded their encounter on his cell phone and shared it with his friends. Leaning from the window of her house, threatening to jump if he did not delete the recording, Chevonea slipped, fell, and later died. -Carol Platt Liebau
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever. -Thomas Jefferson
Liberal, Hate, Character, Degeneracy, Protest, Waste, Assault
Portland Police Chief Mike Marshman said today that riot cops pushed antifascist and anarchist protesters out of downtown parks June 4 after the protesters used slingshots to launch balloons filled with urine, feces and unknown chemicals into police ranks.
Marshman also told Mayor Ted Wheeler in an open letter that much of the smoke seen as officers cleared Chapman Square wasn't released by police but by the left-wing protesters themselves. He says protesters "may have been using 'gopher gassers,' small rodent poison gas devices."
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Abortion, Protest, Waste, Feminism
Following the recently passed rule in Texas requiring women to bury or cremate an aborted fetus, a Facebook post of protest has gone viral. The mission, so it lays out, is for women to mail their used hygiene products from their last menstrual cycles straight to Republican Gov. Gregg Abbott's office to check their "fertilized status."
Standing By Menstruators of ALL Genders
When I say the Left is descending into madness, not exaggerating. pic.twitter.com/Zx5IGIlL55
— Dixon Diaz (@DixonDiaz4U) May 20, 2017
Democrat, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Protest, Waste
Bernie Sanders endorsement of Hillary Clinton on Tuesday isn’t stopping his supporters plans to hold a “fart-in” at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) later this month... The plan is for delegates to chow down, then let presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton smell what they think of her. "The fart-in is to raise attention about things that really stink in our society,” said Dr. Walter Tsou, of the Philadelphia branch of Physicians for Social Responsibility.
Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Degeneracy, Financial, Funny, Waste, Debt
Taxpayers paid for one scientist to have a bee sting his penis, and paid other researchers to figure out that cheerleaders look more attractive in a group than individually, according to a painful new survey of wasteful spending being released Tuesday by Sen. Jeff Flake... Perhaps the most outrageous item Mr. Flake identified was a study that concluded Democratic women in Congress were less feminine than Republican women.
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Education, Academia, Waste, Adult, Metaphor
Drama students were shocked when their teacher showed them an erotic video where she stimulated masturbation with a tampon, writhed around naked and urinated. In the X-rated video she also blew a condom out of her vagina and inserted a knife handle between her legs. The unexpected screening was held by performance artist and PhD student Lauren Barri Holstein as part of an introduction presentation to her 'Theatre and its Others' module at Queen Mary University, London.
Liberal, Incompetence, Sex, Degeneracy, Education, Academia
Sex Week at the University of New Mexico is not supposed to be all fun and games. It’s part of a “larger strategy to reduce sexual violence on campus,” school officials insist, but some students say this is not a good way to get the message across.
The event features “workshops” with deliberately provocative titles, such as, “How to be a Gentleman AND Get Laid,” “Negotiating Successful Threesome,” “O-Face Oral” and “BJs and Beyond,” according to a flier distributed on campus. A Sex Week Twitter account announces an oral sex workshop by someone “with a penis” and how to have sex with someone who is infected with the Herpes virus.
Liberal, Crime, Degeneracy, Abortion, Energy, Waste, Feminism, Healthcare, Metaphor, Murder
The British Columbia Health Ministry has admitted that the remains of babies destroyed by abortion in B.C. facilities are ending up in a waste-to-power facility in the United States, providing electricity for residents of Oregon... The power facility, located in Brookes just off the I-5, burns waste in two massive boilers at a temperature of about 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit. The heat transfers into water tubes, which creates steam to drive turbines. The turbines generate electricity.
Liberal, Government, Degeneracy, Abortion, Energy, Healthcare
The bodies of thousands of aborted and miscarried babies were incinerated as clinical waste, with some even used to heat hospitals, an investigation has found. Ten NHS trusts have admitted burning foetal remains alongside other rubbish while two others used the bodies in ‘waste-to-energy’ plants which generate power for heat.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy
Two Herkimer County men are accused of sexually abusing cows. 35-year-old Michael Jones, of Cedarville Road in Ilion, and 31-year-old Reid Fontaine are charged with sexual misconduct, a misdemeanor. The owner of a local farm set up video surveillance in his barn, trying to figure out why his cows appeared anxious and were not producing normally. The owner later contacted State Police after video revealed the cows were being sexually abused. Police say their investigation found Jones agreed to videotape Fontaine as he tried to have sexual contact with several cows.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy
Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski and golf on the same day. These are just two of the many wonderful things to know about Vancouver. Here's another one: incidents of public masturbation are on the rise.
Liberals Using Urine and Feces in Protest
A lot of people who have gone to the zoo have become the targets of feces thrown by apes or monkeys, and left no doubt wondering about the so-called intellectual capacity of a beast that would resort to such foul play.
In the essay, titled “Heavy Petting,” Singer concluded that “sex across the species barrier,” while not normal, “ceases to be an offence [sic] to our status and dignity as human beings.” “Occasionally mutually satisfying activities may develop” when humans have sex with their pets, he claimed.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Smears, Abortion, Waste, Feminism
On Monday night, Hollywood and New York celebrities held a telethon that raised a reported $50,000 to help women in Texas travel to get abortions. The fundraiser was hosted by controversial comedian Sarah Silverman and “The Daily Show” co-creator Lizz Winstead... During the raunchy live-streamed event and telethon Silverman auctioned off a napkin she had placed on her vagina, while one attendee dressed as a vulva on stage.
Hypocrisy, Liberal, Hate, Character, Degeneracy, Financial, Press, Smears, Waste, Debt
Friday MSNBC host Martin Bashir suggested Sarah Palin deserved to have someone urinate and defecate in her mouth for her comparison of the national debt to slavery.
Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia, Feminism, Gay
This self-professed “male feminist” and pornography fan can now officially claim the title of “the most famous college professor in the world” following an epic sex-filled rant on Twitter. In his stream of more than 130 tweets in an hour on Friday, Pasadena City College history professor Hugo Schwyzer claimed he planned to have sex with porn star James Deen during the adult-film actor’s guest lecture on campus earlier this year. “Yes, I wanted to have my students watch me screw James Deen,” he tweeted.
Liberal Elitist Views "Anal Bleaching" As An Advance...
"There are two Americas … We have chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee. Our roofs have solar panels, theirs have last year’s Christmas lights. We’ve got legal bud, they’ve got Bud.
We have anal bleaching, they have Congressman Steve King.
The flyover states have become the passed-over states. That’s why red state voters are so pissed off. They don’t hate us, they want to be us. They want to go to the party."
Democrat, Character, Sex, Degeneracy
U.S. Sen. Brian Schatz once led a fraternity that got into trouble with the law and animal welfare groups for threatening to sodomize a sheep. “The Phi Delta fraternity has been charged with engaging in cruelty to animals by the Pomona Valley Humane Society after a Campus Security officer found a sheep locked in a social room closet being used by the fraternity,” wrote Brandon Stafford of Pomona’s school newspaper, The Student Life on April 8, 1994.
Democrat, Liberal, Hate, Violence, Character, Degeneracy, Abortion, Protest, Waste, Feminism, Metaphor, Assault, Vandalism
According to KETK news,Texas Department of Public Safety officers inspecting bags found one jar suspected to contain urine, 18 jars suspected of holding feces and three jars suspected to contain paint.
Democrat, Liberal, Hate, Violence, Character, Degeneracy, Abortion, Protest, Waste, Feminism, Metaphor, Assault, Vandalism
Republicans used their large majority in the Texas Legislature to pass the Bill nearly three weeks after a filibuster by Democratic Senator Wendy Davis and an outburst by abortion-rights activists in the Senate gallery disrupted a deadline vote on June 25. As protesters came to the Capitol building in Austin on Friday, bottles of urine and feces, and even tampons were confiscated by state troopers as they tried to prevent anything from disrupting the debate.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Waste
Sometimes you have to suffer for your art. Take, for example, a pair of artists who will are trying to extract DNA from the author William S. Burroughs' preserved poop. They want to create a "mutant sculpture" for their forthcoming exhibit, "Mutate or Die: a W.S. Burroughs Biotechnological Bestiary," and plan to fire DNA-covered gold dust from a device called a gene gun into a mélange of sperm, blood and more excrement.
Liberal, Degeneracy
In his new book "Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook," Bay Area author Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer details the benefits of bartending with, you guessed it, human semen. A follow-up to his first book, "Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes," "Semenology" is what Photenhauer describes as "the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits."
Liberal, Crime, Incitement, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia, Tolerance, Religion
According to Fordham’s media relations website, Singer, a tenured Princeton bioethics professor, spoke from 4 to 6 p.m. in a panel the university promised “will provoke Christians to think about other animals in new ways.” Singer has long lamented the societal stigma against having sex with animals. In the essay, titled “Heavy Petting,” Singer concluded that “sex across the species barrier,” while not normal, “ceases to be an offence [sic] to our status and dignity as human beings.” “Occasionally mutually satisfying activities may develop” when humans have sex with their pets, he claimed.
Degeneracy, Waste, Assault
A woman riding the Chicago Transit Authority's Blue Line in Oak Park told police she was last week attacked by another passenger wielding a sock filled with human feces. "He had a sock full of his poop on me," the 21-year-old college student told the Pioneer Press. "It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes."
All social life, Moulton observed, takes place on a spectrum between pure whim at one end and positive law at the other. In between is the realm of manners, morals, prejudice, “the whole realm which recognizes the sway of duty, fairness, sympathy, taste, and all the other things that make life beautiful and society possible.” One index of the health of a civilization is the extent of that middle region in which etiquette — what Moulton calls “obedience to the unenforceable” — holds sway. Moulton looked around and saw that this realm was being encroached upon by both ends. -Roger Kimball
Liberal, Incitement, Government, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Education, Economy, Socialism, Healthcare, Corruption
The ‘Respect Yourself’ website and smartphone app, which is the first of its kind in the UK, has sparked outrage after advising children that they can disregard the legal age for sexual consent since ‘you are the only one who knows when you are ready’. The website, based on the Dutch sex education system, contains detailed descriptions of sexual practices and a 'dictionary-style' list of explicit terms, suggesting that children could avoid open discussion with their parents if this is likely to cause 'upset'.
Liberal, Tax, Government, Degeneracy
Artwork made from semen is causing a stir in Grand Rapids, Mich. after the paintings were included in a city-wide art competition partially funded by tax dollars. The three paintings were created using slightly more than four ounces of semen infected with HIV, according to the artist -- EA Conner. “These paintings were created as a reminder that we all come in contact with people every day who are HIV positive,” he wrote on his ArtPrize profile page. “The red spots on the Scorpion and Bio-hazard paintings are actual HIV positive semen and the gold spots on the Red Ribbon painting are HIV positive.”
Liberals Sending Used Tampons in Protest
😂😂😂 Women are sending used tampons to the Governor of #TX to protest the new #antichoice rule https://t.co/W2GBG8zmjt @teenvogue @naraltx
— NARAL (@NARAL) December 9, 2016
Degeneracy, Economy, Communism
Shops selling human excrement began operating in North Korea this year, as acute shortages of fertiliser in the sanctions-wracked country put a price on faeces, an analyst said.
Degeneracy
Police in Carroll County say a man is facing charges after being accused of having sex with a corpse. Temple police say Wade Davis, 64, is facing a charge of necrophilia. Police said that the woman died at Davis' home on September 18 and that he may have waited up to four hours before calling 911. During that time, they alleged that Davis had sex with the woman's body.
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Crazy, Gay, Tolerance, Hollywood
A top Hollywood director finds it acceptable for people to commit incest. In an interview with The Wrap, director Nick Cassavetes believes no one should judge a brother and sister being with each other if they are in love. “I’m not saying this is an absolute but in a way, if you’re not having kids – who gives a damn? Love who you want. Isn’t that what we say? Gay marriage – love who you want?” Cassavetes told The Wrap. “If it’s your brother or sister it’s super-weird, but if you look at it, you’re not hurting anybody except every single person who freaks out because you’re in love with one another.”
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Abortion, Protest, Adult, Feminism
TAMPA, Fla. -- Giant, walking vaginas have descended upon the Republican National Convention. Several demonstrators from the feminist group Code Pink wore frilly pink costumes while others adorned with cardboard cutouts resembling the sexual organ were milling about Sunday looking for Republicans.
Democrat, Liberal, Hate, Character, Degeneracy, Misogyny, Feminism
But before Franken was a senator he was a writer on the TV show Saturday Night Live. Then, he famously joked about raping CBS reporter Lesley Stahl. As New York magazine reported in 1995, from a writing session that the reporter sat in on: Franken: “And, ‘I give the pills to Lesley Stahl. Then, when Lesley’s passed out, I take her to the closet and rape her.’ Or, ‘That’s why you never see Lesley until February.’ Or, ‘When she passes out, I put her in various positions and take pictures of her.’”
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Feminism
CodePink: "Can’t make it to Tampa to protest at the Republican National Convention? No worries, you can still send your vagina to the RNC! CODEPINK is asking activists and artists across the nation to submit artistic representations of vaginas for us to deliver to the Republican Headquarters in Tampa. Draw out a message that the Republicans need to see bright and bold! We suggest you create vagina artwork on 8 1/2″ x 11″ fabric or paper. We will quilt the art together to carry in the March on the RNC on August 27th. We are also calling for vagina costumes that we can wear in the streets. Is sewing your passion? Do you love repurposing thrift store finds? We’d love to wear your costume!"
Hate, Degeneracy, Racism, Waste
HOUMA, La. (AP) — A black jail inmate has been booked with a hate crime after allegedly saying he would squirt human waste on every white inmate in his cellblock, and then doing so. All seven white inmates — but none of the three African-American inmates in the dorm with them and Avis James Williams of Houma — were squirted with urine and feces from a shampoo bottle, said Maj. Malcolm Wolfe of the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff's Office. Waste had to be cleaned from walls and from inmates' clothes, bodies and personal property, he said.
Crime, Sex, Degeneracy, Financial
A suspected pedophile was arrested after flying almost 2,000 miles to have sex with a disabled 14-year-old girl. Jonathan Lane was arrested as he stepped off a plane at Tampa Airport in Florida having flown from his home in Arizona. The father of the wheelchair bound girl had tipped off police after discovering he was on his way to meet his daughter.
As the new research suggests, conservatism is largely a defensive ideology — and therefore, much more appealing to people who go through life sensitive and highly attuned to aversive or threatening aspects of their environments. By contrast, liberalism can be thought of as an exploratory ideology — much more appealing to people who go through life trying things out and seeking the new. -Judith Curry
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Protest, Assault
Police kicked the #Occupy Portland goons out of a park this weekend. But not before the #occupy goons could scream, “Eat ----!” at the police. The protesters also threatened to give the police scabies and lice.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Protest, Adult
Angele Chaidez, 21, faces one count of lewd conduct and one count of indecent exposure for allegedly exposing himself and masturbating in front of several people, including children, Friday on the south steps of City Hall, said prosecutors with the L.A. city attorney's office.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Protest, Adult
A man is in custody on felony charges after a teenage girl told police she saw the man masturbating while looking at her in the amphitheater at City Hall Plaza, home to the Occupy Austin encampment, according to an arrest affidavit.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Protest, Adult
A neighboring hotel's staff alleged voiced [sic] concerns about having to recently escort hotel employees to and from bus stops late at night due to inappropriate behavior, such as public masturbation, from street protesters.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Protest, Adult
A neighboring hotel’s staff alleged voiced concerns about having to recently escort hotel employees to and from bus stops late at night due to inappropriate behavior, such as public masturbation, from street protesters. In addition, officials agreed further occupation should not be allowed to continue without restrooms on site to avoid further public health violations.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Protest, Adult
The permit, which expired Wednesday at noon, required Occupy Madison protesters to relocate from their current space at 30 West Mifflin Street, also called 30 on the Square. A neighboring hotel's staff alleged voiced concerns about having to recently escort hotel employees to and from bus stops late at night due to inappropriate behavior, such as public masturbation, from street protesters.
Hypocrisy, Editorial, Degeneracy, Adult, Feminism
"I'd be happy to give him [oral sex] just to thank him for keeping abortion legal." Those were the enlightening words uttered by former Time contributor and White House correspondent Nina Burleigh in an interview in Mirabella magazine, as reported by Howard Kurtz in a Washington Post Article. However, it was learned on 07/16/98 that her comment was a little different from that. Nina Burleigh has now filled in what word she really used in the spot the Post bracketed and revealed her next sentence to Kurtz, that he did not share with readers.
Nina Loves Clinton Her full quote: "I would be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs."
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Misogyny, Adult
Under the headline “Celebrity Fantasy,” the text beside the picture asks, “What would S.E. Cupp look like with a [d**k] in her mouth?” S.E. Cupp is a lovely young lady who read too much Ayn Rand in high school and ended up joining the dark side. Cupp, an author and media commentator who often shows up on Fox News programs, is undeniably cute. But her hotness is diminished when she espouses dumb ideas like defunding Planned Parenthood. Perhaps the method pictured here is Ms. Cupp’s suggestion for avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Crazy
SAN FRANCISCO — A San Francisco supervisor says he consulted a Ouija board before city leaders voted on whether to recommend naming a Navy ship after slain gay rights activist Harvey Milk. Supervisor John Avalos tells the San Francisco Chronicle that he believes he made contact with Milk’s spirit and that Milk spelled out letters indicating: “Good riddance to don’t ask, don’t tell.”
Liberal, Hate, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Smears, Academia
So, according to his own daughter, Professor Pervo was engaged in this twisted behavior the whole time he was blogging at HuffPo.
UPDATE II: “Police say the relationship between Epstein and his daughter was consensual.”
Fistgate II was held on Saturday in the same building at Tufts University as last year with the same message about how to practice homosexual sex. More students attended this year. Out of approximately 650 attendees, about 400 of those were students. Kits of plastic gloves intended for “fisting” or oral sex were distributed at Planned Parenthood’s table in the lobby.
Liberal, Crime, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia, Adult, Convict
You will recall that Palin-hating blogger David Epstein was arrested in December and charged with felony incest for having sex with his adult daughter (now 24) from 2006 through 2009. One of our readers has obtained court documents (for Case #2010NY090162) indicating that Epstein copped a plea to a misdemeanor charge of attempted incest.
Crime, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia
Dr Brooke Kraushaar said a dependent-personality disorder caused Vanvlerah to participate in the sexual fantasies of Kenneth M. Kyle, 49, a college professor from California, even though she knew sex acts involving her then-five-month-old daughter were wrong. Kyle was sentenced to 37-and-a-half years in prison in March after pleading guilty of abusing the infant during several occasions in 2009, according to St Louis Today.
Crime, Government, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Education
LAS VEGAS -- Las Vegas police have arrested a teacher for indecent exposure and open and gross lewdness. Police say since December of 2011, officers have received at least 10 reports of a man masturbating in public in the area surrounding Lake Mead and Rainbow Boulevards. In every case the suspect was gone when officers got to the scene. Police started investigating and arrested 35-year-old Timothy Lawson on April 27, 2012. Lawson is a teacher and assistant wrestling coach at Cimarron Memorial High School.
Sex, Degeneracy, Narrative
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Narrative, Feminism
Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) has appealed to the Islamist-dominated parliament not to approve two controversial laws on the minimum age of marriage and allowing a husband to have sex with his dead wife within six hours of her death according to a report in an Egyptian newspaper. The appeal came in a message sent by Dr. Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker, Dr. Saad al-Katatni, addressing the woes of Egyptian women, especially after the popular uprising that toppled president Hosni Mubarak in February 2011. She was referring to two laws: one that would legalize the marriage of girls starting from the age of 14 and the other that permits a husband to have sex with his dead wife within the six hours following her death.
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia, Adult
A Northwestern University professor is defending a controversial after-school demonstration, which featured a naked woman "being repeatedly sexually stimulated" by a device he called a "f---saw" in front of students. The Daily Northwestern reported Tuesday that Prof. John Michael Bailey, who teaches a popular Human Sexuality course at the school, often holds after-class events which include everything from "a question-and-answer session with swingers to a panel of convicted sex offenders." Last week, the after-class event featured a naked woman being stimulated by a motorized sex toy called a "f---saw" on stage, the paper reports.
Liberal, Degeneracy, Oops, Adult, Gay
Hamilton, Ontario-based TV station CHCH Television apologized Friday to shocked viewers after its local morning newscast was interrupted by roughly three minutes of hardcore gay pornography. A red-faced CHCH news director Mike Katrycz said the offending porn originated at a local cable company, which inadvertently inserted the wrong programming after repairing some cut cable lines.
Crime, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia
A researcher at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology was busted by undercover cops, after he tried to set up a sexual tryst with a woman and her two daughters – one of whom was 12. Yaron Segal, 30, set up the sordid meeting with a woman he met in an internet chat room. What he didn’t realise was that the woman was in fact an undercover agent and that he was being set up in a Department of Homeland Security sting.
Degeneracy, Video, Communism, Hollywood
Hollywood's Sick Love Affair with Che Guevara
Liberal, Hate, Degeneracy
Today is the day we come together to celebrate the snowbilly grifter’s magical journey from Texas to Alaska to deliver to the America the great gentleman scholar Trig Palin. Is Palin his true mother? Or was Bristol? (And why is it that nobody questions who the father is? Because, either way, Todd definitely did it.) It doesn’t matter. What matters is that we are privileged to live in a time when we can witness the greatest prop in world political history… What’s he dreaming about? Nothing. He’s retarded.
But, “I pray for them,” she said. “Just the other night I was praying for the literally billions — billions — of teeny, tiny Republicans that die every single year in hookers’ assholes.” She conceded that Democrats also have anal sex with hookers, but only Republicans are trying to take her rights away. “So when a Democrat gives a hooker anal warts, she can then go to a clinic and zap it.” -Sarah Silverman, Liberal Democrat
Crime, Sex, Degeneracy, Adult
According to the Sheriff's Office, the three suspects used Craigslist to find a male golden shepherd for Sarah Walker to have sex with, while the other two would look on.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Education, Academia, Adult
Fistgate II was held on Saturday in the same building at Tufts University as last year with the same message about how to practice homosexual sex. More students attended this year. Out of approximately 650 attendees, about 400 of those were students. Kits of plastic gloves intended for “fisting” or oral sex were distributed at Planned Parenthood’s table in the lobby.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Protest, Waste
Staff at St Paul's have been forced to clear up human waste inside the cathedral, it emerged today. They have made several trips with mops to remove the mess found on a carpet inside the church near the West Steps - just yards from the anti-capitalist protest camp.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Protest
Occupy Wall Street protester: You can have sex with animals.
Sex, Degeneracy, Hollywood, Drugs
Former child-star Mackenzie Phillips, whose life has been marred by drug abuse and arrests, confessed today that she engaged in a 10-year consensual sexual relationship with her father, rock star John Phillips. Phillips, 49, the former star of '70s-'80s sitcom "One Day at a Time," told Oprah Winfrey that she was first raped by her father in a hotel room when she was 18 while passed out after a drug binge but continued to use drugs and have consensual sex with him for years.
Liberal, Crime, Sex, Degeneracy
The August 17 Baltimore conference is sponsored by B4U-ACT, a group of pro-pedophile mental health professionals and sympathetic activists. According to the conference brochure, the event will examine “ways in which minor-attracted persons [pedophiles] can be involved in the DSM 5 revision process” and how the popular perceptions of pedophiles can be reframed to encourage tolerance.
Degeneracy, Funny
So when cat Orville, named after the famous aviator Orville Wright, was run over by a car, his artist owner decided to turn him into a permanent piece of artwork as the ultimate tribute by transforming him into a flying helicopter. Dutch artist Bart Jansen first stuffed Orville before teaming up with radio control helicopter flyer Arjen Beltman to build a specially-designed flying mechanism to attach to the cat.
Liberal Eco-Degenerates, Covered in Potting Soil...
"There are people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil. There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."
Degeneracy
New London — The city turned off the water at the new whale tail fountain over the weekend after someone reportedly defecated in the water. "People are using the tail as a latrine,'' Evelyn Louziotis said. "It's an $11 million bathroom."
Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Degeneracy, Waste
A Metro rider found an unpleasant surprise on his daily commute at the Franconia-Springfield station on Monday: human feces smeared on the pedestrian bridge into the station. And making matters worse, it was still there Tuesday and Wednesday. No one had cleaned it up. Austin Lasseter said he spoke to the Metro station manager on Monday, then each day thereafter. But she told Lasseter it wasn't Metro's problem. The stairs belong to Virginia Railway Express even though it was on the Metro side of the bridge.
Menstrual flow is one of hundreds of natural bodily secretions that no one need be embarrassed by - UNLESS they smear them on their faces. https://t.co/gCeH4Dwqj3
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) March 1, 2019
Guns, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops
A Longview woman who was walking at Lake Sacajawea with her 6-year-old son pulled a gun on a man who exposed his genitals to her Wednesday evening, according to police. The 35-year-old woman was near Martin Dock around 8:10 p.m. when the man approached her “aggressively,” sat down and began performing a sex act, then suggested she should watch him, according to the woman and accounts from police. “I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,” the woman said in an interview Thursday night. “I said, ‘You need to leave or I'll shoot you. I’m going to blow your brains out.’ ” “Oh, [expletive]!” the man declared, before running away.
Character, Abortion, Religion
Perversely reminiscent of 40 day pro-life prayer vigils, Planned Parenthood is promoting it’s own “40 days of prayer,” March 18th through April 27th, for abortion. This is not their usually disguised promotion of abortion as “preventative care,” “family planning,” or “contraceptive services.” No, they throw those typical euphemisms out and directly pray for abortion. A prayer guide found on PlannedParenthood.org ,40 Days of Prayer Supporting Women Everywhere , encourages pro-abortion supporters to offer prayers of “thanks for abortion providers” and the “sacred care” they provide. Q: Who exactly are they praying to? -Randy Breitbart
Editorial, Hate, Union, Character, Degeneracy
A judge ordered one of Chicago’s most politically powerful labor unions to suspend picketing against 16 funeral homes last week after receiving reports that striking Teamsters had, among other things, disturbed a child’s funeral. SCI Illinois Services, Inc., one of the nation’s largest funeral home chains, asked a district court to intervene after striking funeral directors and drivers with Teamsters Local 727 allegedly harassed grieving families. The company testified in its filing that union members blocked grieving family members from leaving its parking lot, used bullhorns to shout obscenities at workers and mourners, and unleashed a German Shepard on a dead woman’s daughter and husband.
And while there’s no doubt that all of this advice is well-intentioned, sometimes, when the shit is hitting the fan and your uncle is being a sexist piece of garbage, you have to do something to regain control and remind yourself that you’re a badass bitch who no one can fuck with.
And there’s no better way to do that than serving an asshole a slice of truly homemade bread...leavened with the yeast of your own vagina.
But does such a recipe even exist? Yes, it does, thanks to feminist blogger Zoe Stavri, who, after getting a pretty bad yeast infection, had the inspired idea to turn her discomfort into delicious baked goods.
-Caitlin Abber, Women's Health