Generated out of hobo history and queer as anti-capitalist practice, the hobosexual represents resistance to capitalist systems of normalization and enables connections, not necessarily between identities, but between anti-capitalist practices generated out of difference. -Heather Tapley, University of Victoria, Canada
In an apparent effort to promote its upcoming production of “The Vagina Monologues,” members of the Women’s Ensemble Theater Troupe at the University of California, Santa Barbara penned an op-ed Wednesday extolling the virtues of their vaginas. “We are in need of nurturing our sexualities when the world doesn’t always know how to love our vaginas as anatomical wonderlands and as metaphors for our blooming femininities,” the Daily Nexus column begins. -Peter Fricke
Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops
A 54-year old man in Lexington, South Carolina has made headlines after his attempt to hire a prostitute through an online service ended in a terrible mix-up that will likely cost him his marriage...
It emerged that the prostitute - who had advertised herself as an attractive 26-year old - was actually the man's 48-year old wife. She was furious to find her husband in the motel room, although he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Justice, Law
A man was indicted Thursday for "masturbating vigorously" outside of New Avenues for Youth in downtown Portland on May 3. Court documents say that when a Portland police officer responded to a complaint of public indecency at the location, the officer saw Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, "with his erect penis exposed to the public."...
Documents say that when the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it, Andreassen told the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because he "f--ing hates Portland."
Democrat, Liberal, Sex, Funny
A Texas state representative has introduced legislation that would fine men for masturbating and require them to undergo counseling before obtaining a prescription for Viagra, in an effort to highlight anti-abortion laws that place restrictions on women. The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that take place outside of a woman's vagina or a hospital.
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Brilliance, Oops, Gay
Two men were arrested and charged with engaging in lewd behavior on a display bed at Bed Bath & Beyond during regular business hours. Police officers responded to the Route 3 Riverfront shopping center at 5 p.m. Monday on a report from a witness that two men were engaged in a sex act, records show.
One or both of the men apprehended by police were found to be infected with scabies, a contagious skin infestation caused by a microscopic parasite that burrows beneath skin.
An animal liberation group called Direct Action Everywhere recently hosted an event in which a variety of presentations were given, which included titles such as “Trickle-Up Queer Animal Liberation” and “LGBTQ and Animal Liberation.”
Environmentalist, Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Crazy
Jennifer Reed, a PhD candidate in sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, is writing a dissertation on ecosexuality, and says that the number of people who identify as ecosexuals has increased markedly in the past two years. And Google search data confirms that interest in the term has spiked dramatically over the past year. We may look back on 2016 as the year ecosexuality hit the mainstream...
On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who f*** trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops
A woman performing a sex act on a model dinosaur at a family-friendly attraction in England has been identified by police. The woman, who was half-naked, straddled the Model T-Rex at a dinosaur safari trail in Exmouth, Devon in the photo that has made the rounds on social media, The Daily Mail reported.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Assault
“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.” A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed. The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.
Standing By Menstruators of ALL Genders
Environmentalist, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Crazy, Academia
Earlier this month, a professor at Santa Monica Community College led students in an ‘EcoSexual Sextravaganza’ in which participants ‘married the ocean.’ Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”
To "sexecologists" Beth Stephens and Annie Sprinkle, environmentalism is just as exciting as an Earth-shattering you-know-what. In fact, they're closely related. The two coined the term "sexecology," which fuses sexology and ecology in a way that's "sexy, fun and diverse." Their exhibit called "Ecosexuals in Love: Our PollenAmorous Relationship with the Earth, Sky and Sea"
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Academia, Gay
The University of California, Santa Barbara will host a book discussion next week to discuss “the anti-fat stigma that persists in American culture,” specifically for “fat, gay men.” The event, a discussion of the book “Fat, Gay Men: Mirth, Girth, and the Politics of Stigma” with author Dr. Jason Whitesel of Pace University, is being hosted by the UCSB Resource Center for Sexual and Gender Diversity.
Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops, Tolerance, Diversity
Southwestern University cancelled its annual production of the “Vagina Monologues” after students complained it didn’t capture the “reality of womanhood” since it only offered “the white woman’s experience.” In its place, the university will host a performance of “We are Women,” which will consist predominantly of works performed by “women of color.” Consequently, organizers allege, the play “will be more representative of the experience of women.”
Hypocrisy, Liberal, Hate, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops, Gay, Tolerance, Diversity
The University of B.C. student charged with mischief for allegedly burning a rainbow LGBT pride flag at the university last February says she did it to protest what she considers an "offensive" symbol. Brooklyn Marie Fink, 31, who describes herself as transsexual, talked about the flag burning after her first court appearance in Richmond on Tuesday. Fink told CBC she does not feel included in the LGBT label... "Transsexual people do struggle with being marginalized within the LGBT community," said Oger, chair of Vancouver's Trans Alliance Society.
Liberal, Funny, Racism, Oops, Protest, Academia, Gay
On Oct. 21, the campus screening of the controversial film ‘Stonewall, ‘a fictionalized account of one character’s experience during the 1969 Stonewall Riots, was indefinitely postponed. Colorado College’s decision to bring the film to campus sparked outrage among the LGBTQIA+...
Students on campus accused the film of “whitewashing” history, replacing key black trans* characters with white gay men. A group of concerned students called for a boycott of the screening and created a group, Radicals Against Institutional Damage (R.A.I.D.).
Liberal, Degeneracy, Oops, Murder
Missouri prosecutors have charged a 44-year-old Dallas woman with manslaughter, accusing her of recklessly causing a woman's death in July by performing an illegal cosmetic butt injection on her. St. Louis County prosecutors charged Nitica Deonte Lee with first-degree involuntary manslaughter on Tuesday, saying she injected a silicone substance into 22-year-old Daysha Phillips' buttocks in a hotel in Edmundson, a suburb near St. Louis' main airport...
Butt augmentation, which averages roughly $4,000 when done legally, typically involves using implants, sculpting by using fat from elsewhere in the patient's body, or a combination of both
Guns, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops, Drugs
Waco police pulled a loaded handgun from a woman’s vagina late Monday evening after a traffic stop led to a drug bust, officials said... Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was arrested on the same charge, but while being transported to the McLennan County Jail, she reportedly told an officer she had a Smith and Wesson .22-caliber semiautomatic handgun lodged inside her vagina. Officers stopped and called for a female officer, who retrieved the gun. The handgun had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets, Swanton said.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny
A 25-year-old woman who was allegedly assaulted by a female friend using a prosthetic penis today told a court she would have 'preferred' to have been raped by a man. Gayle Newland, 25, is said to have befriended the alleged victim by posing on Facebook as a man named 'Kye Fortune'. The couple grew close and later had sex in hotels in Chester, Cheshire.
Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Gay, Tolerance, Stereotyping
An LGBT pride march in Scotland has banned “cis” drag queens from marching out of the fear that it could offend transgender people... “It was felt by the group within the Trans/Non Binary Caucus that some drag performance, particularly cis drag, hinges on the social view of gender and making it into a joke, however transgender individuals do not feel as though their gender identity is a joke,” organizers said in a statement.
In January, the actress and activist Martha Plimpton tweeted about a benefit for Texas abortion funds called “A Night of a Thousand Vaginas,” sponsored by A Is For, a reproductive rights organization she’s involved with. Plimpton was surprised when some offended Internet feminists urged people to stay away, arguing that emphasizing “vaginas” hurts trans men who don’t want their reproductive organs coded as female.
Crime, Degeneracy, Healthcare
A woman from just outside the District of Columbia, in Suitland, M.D., died Saturday after getting silicon butt implants at an apartment in Queens, N.Y. Police said Kelly Mayhew, 34, and her mother drove to the Queens home Saturday afternoon to meet with a woman who would perform the surgery, DNAinfo reported. Deaths from the dangerous and illegal back-room butt enhancement surgeries have been reported in states across the country, from Florida to Nevada, and don’t appear to be slowing down.
A woman accused of performing an illegal cosmetic injection that resulted in the death of a Dallas woman surrendered to police on Wednesday... Warrants were issued for Ross and alleged accomplice Alicia "Jimmy Joe" Clarke after the body of Wykesha Reid was found at the suspects' business in Deep Ellum. Reid had gone to the establishment for injections to increase the size of her buttocks.
Democrat is Sydney Leathers’ ‘Bitch Boy’
Congressman Justin Moed, a Democrat, posted graphic sexual texts to Leathers on Twitter using the handle “Bitch Boy”
The part-time porn star whose sexting affair took down former New York congressman Anthony Weiner has struck again, this time ensnaring a state lawmaker from Indiana.
Congressman Justin Moed, a Democratic legislator representing downtown Indianapolis, the state’s largest city and its capital, posted graphic sexual texts to Leathers on Twitter using the handle “Bitch Boy” and sent her gifts including a “Fetish Fantasy Series Pink Leash & Collar.” Moed apologized on Tuesday in a statement to the Indianapolis Daily Star.
It's about time for Bitch Boy to hang up his Fetish Fantasy Series Pink Leash & Collar... -RB
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy
A Florida man has copped a plea to using a stuffed horse to masturbate in the housewares section of a Walmart, records show. Sean Johnson, 20, entered no contest pleas to misdemeanor indecent exposure and criminal mischief charges stemming from the repulsive October 2014 incident at a Walmart in Brooksville.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Feminism, Sexism, Diversity
Since the 1990s, students from Mount Holyoke College, an all-women's school in Massachusetts, have staged an annual production of The Vagina Monologues... In a school-wide email from Mount Holyoke's student-theater board, relayed by Campus Reform, student Erin Murphy explained that "at its core, the show offers an extremely narrow perspective on what it means to be a woman ... Gender is a wide and varied experience, one that cannot simply be reduced to biological or anatomical distinctions...
But the real case of life imitating art was revealed when the scientists discovered traces of the herpes virus in the pages of the erotic tale Fifty Shades of Grey. In order to prevent a public panic, professors assured readers that the concentrations of the herpes virus were minimal and that the virus could not be contracted simply by touching the book. They also suggested that books are for reading.
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops
A fishing boat smashed head on into runway approach lights at La Guardia Airport early Sunday after the vessel’s drunken captain deserted the helm for a three-way sex romp... boat owner Craig Gallo, 51, James Benenato, 60, and Mary Ann Belson, also 60, began chatting between drinks, another source said... And before very long, the boat was rocking...
“There’s a moral here: If you’re feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants.’’
Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny
On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001... According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".
Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Oops, Healthcare
There is some good news for the rapper who cut off his penis. Andre Johnson, aka Christ Bearer, tells TMZ that contrary to the web site's initial report, doctors were able to reattach his penis after he cut it off with a knife and jumped out of a window. The rapper told the website he has also regained full functionality, but may not be able to have kids.
Speaking Truth to Power...
Police Chief David Dominguez
"What a bunch of filthy mother (expletive)," he allegedly said. "You guys should get paid extra for this."
Palm Spring police Chief David Dominguez apologized today for insensitive remarks made during sex sting in Warm Sands targeting gay men.
Liberal, Crime, Degeneracy, Funny, Protest
OCTOBER 19--A well-known “Occupy Wall Street” protester who was arrested last Friday for kneeling down in prayer and blocking traffic in lower Manhattan is wanted in Indiana for failing to appear in court in connection with criminal charges filed after cops found him naked, intoxicated, and covered in olive oil in a public park.
Speaking at an event for LGBT Pride Month, President Obama stated that nationalized same-sex marriage needed to be “done now,” adding that he thinks America has already hit the “turning point” on the issue... Obama then stated that he and Vice President Joe Biden were living proof that America can change over a short period of time. (Oh, do tell! -RB)
Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia, Adult
The notoriously raunchy and popular homosexual sex advice columnist and pundit Dan Savage visited the University of Oregon in mid-October, and more recently it was revealed thanks to a public records request that he was paid $24,000 for his talk, which included discussions with students about the art of fisting and gorilla suit fetishes... The Register-Guard reports the speech was also partly a launch party for the university’s new smart phone app that teaches students how to have kinky sex. Did you ever play twister as a kid? Well, toss in sex and smartphones, and you’ve got the University of Oregon’s new SexPositive App, ostensibly developed as a sex health tool. It spins two wheels with words such as “mouth” “finger” and “penis” on one side and “toes” “vagina” vibrator” and “anal play” on the other.
A former vice mayor exposed himself and masturbated in the direction of at least three different women while driving his car at 90mph, it emerged today. The women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely in Tennessee court last week and all described in graphic detail how he would get their attention while they were driving and then hang his penis out the car window.
Government, Sex, Financial, Funny, Waste
The federal government is spending $224,863 to test custom-fitted condoms and validate a self-reporting penis measurement system for commercial use.
Degeneracy, Funny, Gay, Law
North Dakota Attorney General Wayne Stenehjem filed a legal opinion last week confirming that the state does not recognize out-of-state same-sex marriages, allowing a man married to another man to come to North Dakota and marry a woman without divorcing his husband.
A lawyer for Mr. Strauss-Kahn appeared to confirm that he had attended the events, saying that his client would not have been aware if the women who entertained him were prostitutes. "He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," the lawyer, Henri Leclerc, told a French radio station.
Government, Incompetence, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Regulation
California’s workplace safety guardians have proposed an amendment to a bill that would require porn stars to wear protective goggles while filming. The bill, which has so far stalled in the state senate, establishes numerous mandates for the porn industry to follow with the goal of curbing the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.
Sex, Degeneracy, Academia
There’s a stigma around virginity, so gay college student Clayton Pettet, 19, is doing his part by having anal sex inside an art gallery in front of a live audience on January 25th. Pettet’s performance art will be called “Art School Stole My Virginity” and will include first-time butt sex with a friend and then a chat with the gallery patrons about what they thought of the performance. All this will then be graded, presumably, for London’s Central Saint Martin’s art school.
Liberal, Union, Incompetence, Sex, Degeneracy, Financial, Funny
The nation’s only unionized (SEIU since 1997) and dancer-run adult entertainment business closes September 2 after almost forty years in business. Landlord Roger Forbes, a Nevada-based real estate magnate who bought the building in 2001, declined to negotiate with the cooperative when they weren’t able to make the May rent.
Union, Incompetence, Sex, Degeneracy, Financial, Funny, Oops
The club made a splash first in 1996 by creating the first stripper’s union and then again in 2003 when the strippers bought the business from the owners. They are one of the few venues to offer health insurance and 401(k)s to employees. Lusty Lady also created a name for itself by being “sex-positive” and utilizing a dancers with a wide variety of body types. However, that attitude wasn’t enough to keep them from getting evicted.
BART, the Bay Area Rapid Transit System that serves the San Francisco Bay area, has finally come clean. Starting this past Monday, those who defecate, urinate, masturbate, sell drugs, assault others, or write graffiti won’t be welcome on their trains... But wait, there’s good news! If you only write graffiti or poop on the escalator, you’re still eligible to ride until you’ve committed the infraction three times. If you’re a trifle more nasty, and you stab or shoot or assault someone, it’s one strike and you’re out.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Press
He thought he was a woman trapped in a man’s body — but it turns out he’s “just another boring straight guy.” ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn. But now he says he suffered from a two-day bout of amnesia that has made him realize he wants to live his life again as Don.
Democrat, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Smears
Nine years ago, the now-mayor of New Jersey's second-largest city was photographed naked on his front porch, right before an election. Pressed to explain, Jerramiah Healy chalked up the incident to a bad night of drinking. Now, the Jersey City mayor -- who won that 2004 race despite the naked photo flap -- appears to be changing his story as he runs for re-election. Healy gave a fresh, and notably more bizarre, account in an interview with the Star-Ledger in which he claimed he had actually been drawn outside that night by a group of noisy Hispanic girls -- who proceeded to rip off the towel he was wearing and do "filthy" things. Political party: Democratic
Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Academia
A vocal instructor at a community college in Washington allegedly asked a female high school student to remove her clothes during lessons, and later masturbated while she played the piano. The woman, who was 17 years old at the time and earning college credit as a high school student, sued the teacher, Kevin Gausepohl, for taking advantage of her sexually. She also sued the state of Washington on the grounds that Tacoma Community College (TCC) failed to protect her. Gausepohl claimed that he was studying how sexual arousal interacts with vocal range.
EVANSTON, Ill. (CBS) — An Indiana man died overnight, after coming into contact with the electrified third rail as he urinated on the Purple Line ‘L’ tracks in Evanston. The man was at the South Boulevard Purple Line stop around 11 p.m. Sunday with two other people when he came into contact with the third rail, according to CTA spokeswoman Lambrini Lukidis.
The health department sparked some controversy when it debuted the three characters, all penises but in different hues, back in 2002. But the penis costumes – worn by health department staff and aimed at encouraging gay and bisexual men to get tested for sexually transmitted diseases – became popular and have been copied in San Jose and Cleveland.
Sex, Degeneracy, Crazy
A Roselle man charged with sexually molesting his pet peacock must undergo a psychological evaluation, a DuPage County judge ordered Wednesday. David Beckmann, 64, also was taken into custody during the hearing when Judge Alex McGimpsey raised his bail to $20,000 for the misdemeanor animal cruelty charge he faces, the Chicago Sun-Times is reporting.
Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Waste
Starting this past Monday, those who defecate, urinate, masturbate, sell drugs, assault others, or write graffiti won’t be welcome on their trains.
Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Waste, Metaphor
But “elimination communication,” as the diaper-free method of child-rearing is called, is finding an audience in the hipper precincts of New York City. Ms. Shapiro, who is a doula, a birth and child-rearing coach, says it is practically now a job qualification to at least be able to offer diaper-free training as an option to clients. Caribou Baby, an “eco-friendly maternity, baby and lifestyle store” on the border of artsy Greenpoint and Williamsburg, has been drawing capacity crowds to its diaper-free “Meetups,” where parents exchange tips like how to get a baby to urinate on the street between parked cars.
Guns, Degeneracy, Funny, Drugs
An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police. The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right. In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Education, Academia, Adult
The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms. The university’s official online description of the event entitled, “The Female Orgasm,” describes it as open to both male and female students. “Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar. “Whether you want to learn how to have your first orgasm, how to have better ones, or how to help you girlfriend, Kate and Marshall cover it all…” it adds. “Are you coming?” it asks... So you're holding massive student load debt. Your education is of questionable worth (see above). You realize you are screwed. You might as well enjoy it - they certainly are. -Randy Breitbart"
The Men Who Live as Dogs
The Guardian, May 2016
Like some Satanic scene from a horror movie, the Degenerate Left haunts our world
It’s easy to laugh at a grown man in a rubber dog suit chewing on a squeaky toy. Maybe too easy, in fact, because to laugh is to dismiss it, denigrate it – ignore the fact that many of us have found comfort and joy in pretending to be animals at some point in our lives.
Secret Life of the Human Pups is a sympathetic look at the world of pup play, a movement that grew out of the BDSM community... human pups tend to be male, gay, have an interest in dressing in leather, wear dog-like hoods, enjoy tactile interactions like stomach rubbing or ear tickling, play with toys, eat out of bowls and are often in a relationship with their human “handlers”.
Liberal, Violence, Degeneracy, Funny, Brilliance, Greed
Two strippers in Juneau, Wisconsin got into a fight over a dollar. Now, I know times are tough, but two strippers fighting over a dollar? It happens. I suppose. What’s unusual about this…. Notice that so far, we’re talking about two strippers fighting over a dollar, and I’m saying this isn’t the unusual part. I’m not an expert on stripper fights, but I suspect that two strippers fighting over a dollar is kinda rare in and of itself. No, there’s more. One of the strippers is pregnant.
Democrat, Crime, Election, Character, Degeneracy, Funny
Ex-cons and their supporters say they are tired of formerly incarcerated residents being discriminated against, so they are using any means necessary to change their circumstances. With Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., Illinois Democrat, not returning to Washington, voters in Chicago will have to decide who replaces the former congressman who has held his seat since 1995 and was re-elected just last month. Potential candidates include a convicted child-sex offender and a minister who vows to propose federal legislation to expunge the criminal records of low-level felons.
Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Adult
San Francisco's lawmakers are voting Tuesday on whether to ban nudity in a city where anything goes, including clothes. The ordinance would prohibit nudity in most public places. It represents an escalation of a two-year fight between a group of men who strut their stuff through the city's famously gay Castro District and the supervisor who represents the area. Exemptions would be made for participants at permitted street fairs and parades, such as the city's annual gay pride event and the Folsom Street Fair, which celebrates sadomasochism and other sexual subcultures.
I write from the public library, which doubles as my city’s daytime homeless shelter. I spend four hours a day there reading and writing. Other patrons, often accompanied by all of their worldly possessions, go there to sleep, masturbate, and stare blankly at the lights. -Daniel J. Flynn
Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy
A couple who decided to have sex atop an outdoor table at a Florida restaurant--in full view of families dining nearby--avoided criminal charges because witnesses declined Monday night to provide statements to police. The manager of Paddy Murphy's, an Orlando eatery, summoned cops after he "was notified by several patrons that a couple was having sex on a table in view of minor children," according to an Orlando Police Department report. Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple early Monday evening and told them to stop. But the man, identified by cops as Jeremie Calo, responded, "She can't get up at this time."
Tax, Crime, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Brilliance, Debt
Robert Kosilek was married to a woman. Then he murdered her and went to prison, where he changed his name to Michelle and began identifying as a woman. Now a federal judge in Boston has ruled that Kosilek is entitled to a taxpayer-funded sex-change operation because he has “gender-identity disorder.” “Everybody has the right to have their health care needs met, whether they are in prison or out on the streets,” the AP quotes Kosilek as saying.
Crime, Sex, Degeneracy, Financial, Funny
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Police in southeast Michigan say a man called to complain that a woman he had agreed to pay for sex unexpectedly increased the price. AnnArbor.com reports that police were called to an Ann Arbor home late Wednesday on a report of a robbery. Police say the 45-year-old man and a 19-year-old Ohio woman he contacted online had agreed on a price, but that the man claimed she upped the cost after taking his money.
The “Who’s Your Daddy” recreational vehicle is selling DNA tests, mostly to fathers who suspect their children may not actually be theirs. “They flag us down, they pull us over, they talk to us,” owner and operator Jared Rosenthal said Wednesday. “Sometimes, because of the nature of the services, they want to be a little more discreet about it, but they do come or they’ll call the number.”
“You delete these e-mails, right?” he asked July 21, 2004, as he cyber-fantasized about Golding dressing up like a hooker to surprise him the next week at the Democratic National Convention in Boston.
Democrat, Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny
Is it just me? Is there anyone else who has a hard time imagining Harry Truman doing a 1948 whistle-stop tour, proclaiming that Tom Dewey was hostile to ”transgender Americans”? Has the Democratic Party given up on winning over blue-collar workers and small farmers, and decided that its most important constituency now is the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? -Stacy McCain
But while we might look past threats to our own health, a new study published yesterday in the journal Evolutionary Applications linking BPA to inter-species mating in fish may be troubling enough to make the issue worth revisiting.
Character, Degeneracy, Funny
NEWTOWN TOWNSHIP — A man exposed himself to a woman inside the Bucks County Association for the Blind. Newtown Township police said the incident occurred about 2 p.m. Friday inside the bookstore at the offices at 400 Freedom Drive. The woman told police the suspect is a skinny, black male, between 35 and 45 years old, about 5 feet 10 inches tall and was wearing a black track suit. Officers checked the area along with Newtown Borough police and could not find the suspect.
Degeneracy, Funny, Drugs
OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) - The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop... Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper.
An investigation has been launched in London to probe reports that a Liberal Democrat councillor was hosting sex parties at his home. David Fuller, who was a councillor at Portsmouth City Council, has reportedly been holding the events, called Miss Use parties that were hosted by a Mistress Sarah, at a three-bedroom detached property in The Avenue, Fareham, Hampshire. An investigation by the Southern Daily Echo found a woman covered in bubble wrap and a man pretending to be a dog at the home of the Liberal Democrat councillor, the Huffington Post reports.
Degeneracy, Funny, Oops
Brennan was scheduled to fly on Alaska Airlines from Portland to San Jose, California. Police said screeners asked him "numerous times" to put on his clothes, but he refused. "Mr. Brennan's actions caused two screening lanes to be closed and while some passengers covered their eyes and their children's eyes and moved away from the screening area, others stepped out of the screening lanes to look, laugh and take photos of Mr. Brennan," the police report said.
Democrat, Liberal, Crime, Obama, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny
A Secret Service agent shamed the United States after a wild night of babes and booze that ended in an argument with a Colombian hooker over as little as $47. One of 11 elite agents assigned to ensure President Obama’s protection at a summit meeting in Cartagena, Colombia, was busted after his lady of the evening refused to leave his hotel room in the morning without her fee.
Incompetence, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Adult, Media
Viewers were outraged when porn aired on Colorado's KRDO news, instead of Good Morning America. Comcast and Colorado Springs News Channel KRDO have some explaining to do after a Thursday morning glitch bradcast hardcore pornography to its customers in lieu of the usual 'Good Morning America.'
An Iowa Farm Bureau employee has now been arrested and charged with criminal mischief for urinating on the chairs of four female co-workers. Raymond Foley was fired from his job two weeks ago after video surveillance footage caught him in the act. In addition to those chairs that were in the line of the cameras, two to three other women may also have been targeted.
AUGUST 1--A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report. The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to weed out pedophiles, two FBI agents, identified only as "Cutiepie1994" and "KoalaLover," unknowingly communicated with one another in the under-12 chat room of TweenTalk.com for almost two hours Tuesday.
Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Adult
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.” In addition to the cheeseburgers, the woman told the undercover that he could also give her a tip. In response, the cop handed over $60. The woman kept $40, took the McDonald’s grub, and directed the cop to a vacant Bradenton parking lot “to park in to complete the deal.”
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A California woman has reportedly filed a federal lawsuit against McDonald's, claiming the fast-food franchise had a role in her becoming a prostitute two decades ago. Shelley Lynn claims in the suit that she was "economically and psychologically" coerced into prostitution by her ex-husband and former manager at a McDonald's in Arroyo Grande, Calif., the Courthouse News Service reported this week.
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The 56 year-old Planned Parenthood CEO was booked at the Lubbock County Detention Center and released Tuesday morning at 11:05 after posting a bond of $750. According to the Texas penal code, indecent exposure is a Class B misdemeanor. “A person commits an offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his act,” the law reads.
The release of Craig's book, "It's Her Fault," which includes pick-up advice, categorizations of women's body types and other sexually explicit material, upset parents and community members earlier this month, and he was placed on leave. "Even though I feel I’m beyond the highest caliber of men, I still have a weakness for cleavage," Craig writes in one passage, according to Patch.
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Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.
Former Bulls bad boy Dennis Rodman is taking his antics to a new level. The five-time NBA champion is coming back to basketball — this time as the coach for a topless women’s team he is launching for Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club in New York.
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Senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were being paid to police the financial system, an agency watchdog says.
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Despite a pledge last year to crack down on porn snooping among its federal employees and contractors - including one former executive who accessed illicit websites on at least 331 days - the National Science Foundation is facing renewed questions about whether workers are still surfing for smut on the government’s time.
Well, what could be better than getting the endorsement of a porn star if you are running for District Attorney? Nothing says “law enforcement” like getting the slut industry behind you like Democrat Los Angeles DA candidate Jackie Lacey has! Kira Reed Lorsch is “famous” for such “work” as Naked Happy Girls and Sexcetera, not to mention such scintillating fare as the Mistress Club, American Virgin, and Carnal Fate.
Witnesses say a group of men dressed as women began arguing over whose bodies were better.
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Palm Springs - Palm Spring police Chief David Dominguez apologized today for insensitive remarks made during a sex sting in Warm Sands targeting gay men. "What a bunch of filthy mother (expletive)," Dominguez allegedly said. "You guys should get paid extra for this."
Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died... He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music... So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.