The Mockerena

"Neal Smith," Biden said, "an old butt buddy. Are you here, Neal? Neal, I miss you man. I miss you."

The climate crisis has been getting worse, despite liberal elites' best efforts to fly all over the country in their private jets lecturing everybody about it.

  There seemed to be no end in sight until a new tech startup, Hypocri-Fuel, introduced a private jet that runs on liberal hypocrisy.

  "We just hook this bad boy up to Leo DiCaprio, Al Gore, Justin Trudeau, or any of the other thousands of progressive elites who refuse to change their lifestyles to match their beliefs, and presto -- plenty of fuel to go around," said the startup's CEO, Gus Perder.

-The Babylon Bee Go To Site

A (we’re guessing) drunk turbo-feminist entered a Lyft car, and instead of quietly enjoying the ride, she decided it was best to berate the driver for five minutes over a hula girl bobblehead sitting on his dashboard.

  “You thought that was adorable,” she said to him. “You didn’t think of the pillaging of, like, the continent of Hawaii.”

-William Hicks Go To Site

I know it sounds ridiculous. But there are things we’re not allowed to have. Why are we allowed to have these weapons that blow up… literally blow up animals if you were hunting with them? -Mika Brzezinski, NBC Go To Site

“ISIS isn’t necessarily evil. It is made up of people doing what they think is best for their community. Violence is not the answer, though.” -Minnesota Democratic-Farm-Labor Party's Dan Kimmel Go To Site

Lets Go Brandon

Biden Brings A Diverse Group of Americans Together

In less than a month since an NBC reporter “misheard” chants of “F**k Joe Biden!” at the NASCAR Xfinity Series race at Talladega as “Let’s go, Brandon!” the phrase has gone from a viral social media meme to a chart-topping song on iTunes. It’s on shirts, bumper stickers, and face masks and has made its way into the House chamber.

Liberal, Funny, Pc

PETA is pitching Major League Baseball to retire the term "bullpen" and use "arm barn" instead. The animal rights group says "bullpen" mocks the misery of animals and devalues players.

  In baseball, a bullpen refers to both the group of relief pitchers and the physical area where the pitchers warm up...

  "Words matter, and baseball 'bullpens' devalue talented players and mock the misery of sensitive animals," PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman said in a news release. "PETA encourages Major League Baseball coaches, announcers, players, and fans to changeup their language and embrace the 'arm barn' instead."

Liberal, Violence, Funny, Racism, Brilliance, Narrative, AntiAmerican, Academia

"SpongeBob SquarePants," which celebrated its 20th anniversary on Friday, has millions of fans around the world, but one University of Washington professor is clearly not among them.

  For a recently published academic journal, the professor, Holly M. Barker, wrote an article "Unsettling SpongeBob and the Legacies of Violence on Bikini Bottom," in which she offers a different take on the affable sea sponge.

  "SpongeBob Squarepants and his friends play a role in normalizing the settler colonial takings of indigenous lands while erasing the ancestral Bikinian people from their nonfictional homeland," the article reads.

  Barker calls SpongeBob's colonization of Bikini Bottom "violent" and "racist," and also claims that the cartoon is guilty of the "whitewashing of violent American military activities" against natives of the Pacific.

Liberal, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Feminism, Sexism

Sex robots and sex dolls reinforce the view that women are objects and normalise men's violence against women, three feminist Swedish organisations claim. They're demanding legislation targeting technology that "reproduces ideas about exploiting women's bodies".

  Three Swedish feminist organisations, Sweden's Women's Lobby, the National Organisation for Women's Shelters and Young Women's Shelters (Roks) as well as the empowerment organisation Unizon have published a joint appeal in the newspaper Expressen, in which they demand a state ban on "dangerous" sex robots for men.


When you can't find a Nazi to punch, you make a Nazi to punch.

Hipster Liberals Admire Venezuelan Model

To Solve Income Equality

Phoenix Antifa Protester

Shot In His Private Parts

Kudos to Phoenix PD for hitting such a small target.

Leftist Protester Defies Police

Gets Blasted in His Private Parts

Kudos to Phoenix PD for hitting such a small target.

Sorry: Average Donation was $14.92

Someone Needs More Sensitivity Training

November 2021


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July 2017: Liberals Fighting Against Fascism...

"Anti-Fascist" Trump Protesters Applaud Speech

Comprised Entirely of Hitler Quotes

At the Impeach Trump March in Chicago 7/2/17. A group of protesters applaud a speech comprised almost entirely of Adolf Hitler quotes given by Shad Daley.

"We are Socialists, we are enemies of the capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with it's unfair salaries, with it's unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions."

-Adolf Hitler as quoted in Adolf Hitler: The Definitive Biography

Macarena Mockerena

Democrats. Dancing.

SJW Lunatics Compete for DNC Chair

January 2017

Liberalism Approaches Its Logical Endpoint

SCIENCE: "Our words can split open minds and and alter the geographical shape of its content, because sound is vibration."

INCLUSION: "We have to teach them how to be communicate, how to be sensitive, and how to shut their mouths if they're white."

TRAFFIC SAFETY: "I'm a walking intersectionality."

MORE SCIENCE: "Your voices are the reason this planet's axis is tilted. But your silence is the reason this planet is dying."

TOLERANCE: "I'm a white woman. I don't get it. And my job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt."

We at Progressive Disorder invite liberals to keep talking. Please. We're listening attentively, and we promise not to interrupt.

Leftists Smashing out the Windows at McDonald's

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Countdown to the End of the World!

"The world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change."

Difference Between Being A Cubs Fan And A Socialist

Liberal, Violence, Degeneracy, Funny, Crazy, Education, Demagoguery, Protest, Academia, Waste, Immigration, Metaphor, Trump

In a bizarre form of protest, University of California freshman Seth Greenberg has promised to publicly remove his penis (he did not specify the method of removal) if Donald Trump begins project work on the US Mexican border wall. “I’m so confident that Trump is full of s***, that I will cut my **** off, publicly if he adds even a mile of new wall” stated Greenberg in an on the street interview, where he was simultaneously protesting prayer in public school.

  When pressed about the validity of his claim, Greenberg promised that “I will really do this. I feel that if he does actually build any of the wall, me removing my penis publicly will bring worldwide attention to the injustice being inflicted against the Mexican people.”

Incompetence, Sex, Funny, Oops, Academia

A Rochester Institute of Technology official recently argued that a presentation suggesting students “rub one out” to “prevent sexual assault” had nothing to do with deterring rape.

  The university came under fire last week after one of its presentation slides appeared to suggest that students “Rub One Out,” with a caption explaining that “self-gratification can prevent sexual assault.”...

  Several days after the presentation, RIT President David Munson also issued a statement apologizing “to anyone who was offended by a slide that was included in our new student orientation.”

A Low Overpass Equals Racism

Biden Secretary of Transportation

November 2021


"If an underpass was constructed such that a bus carrying mostly Black and Puerto Rican kids to a beach, [...] in New York was designed too low for it to pass by, that that obviously reflects racism that went into those design choices."


CBS News: "Automatic Rounds"


Mocking Hollywood's Political Lecture Videos

January, 2017

Mocking Obama's Executive Overreach

December, 2016

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The Bubble

Saturday Night Live

In The Bubble, life continues for progressive Americans as if the election never happened.

Election 2016 Hits College Campuses Hard...

Save The Snowflakes

December, 2016

What happens when America’s political system shifts to the Right? America’s precious young snowflakes lose their minds, and folks, this is no laughing matter!

Our nation’s snowflakes are being cared for by colleges and universities across the country. These schools – no, HEROES – are financially supporting cry-ins, hot chocolate, bubbles, kittens, puppies and ponies, crayons, and Play-Doh to comfort these wounded snowflakes.

In response, we here at the Media Research Center have launched the Save the Snowflakes project to respond to this emergency and bring crucial attention to this devastating human crisis.

Feel the liberal love.

Do it for them.

Center of the American Experiment:

Parent's Basement

Q: What DOES the hobosexual represent?

Generated out of hobo history and queer as anti-capitalist practice, the hobosexual represents resistance to capitalist systems of normalization and enables connections, not necessarily between identities, but between anti-capitalist practices generated out of difference. -Heather Tapley, University of Victoria, Canada Go To Site

Environmentalist, Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Science, Experts, Education, Waste, Healthcare, Metaphor

Insects, blood and faeces may not sound particularly appetitising, but they are among the produce we should consider eating if we want our food to be sustainable and healthy, according to a team of chefs and scientists in Denmark... Scientists, artists chefs, designers and specialists in education are all rolling their sleeves up and getting stuck in to the cause.

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny

Florida congressional candidate Joe Garcia – a Democrat – said something truly weird and disgusting about Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton recently. At a campaign event at a Key West campaign office on Saturday, Garcia described Clinton by saying she was "under no illusions that you want to have sex with her, or that she's going to seduce you."

Trump was supposed to go from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe IN ORDER...

"I thought it was unusual for the President of the United States to go to Saudi Arabia first. Saudi Arabia! It wasn't even alphabetical. I mean, Saudi Arabia."

Democrat, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Scandal

Jim McGreevey shockingly admits that before he became governor of New Jersey, he’d have anonymous gay sex at Garden State highway rest stops. “All I knew was that my behavior was getting crazier and crazier,” McGreevey says of his torrid truck-stop trysts in an upcoming book that details his tortured life of lies and sexual repression.

Liberal Eco-Degenerates, Covered in Potting Soil...

"There are people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil. There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."

Socialism: Venezuelan Edition


Venezuelans 2016: Living The Joke

Q: What did socialists use before candles?

A: Electricity.


Socialized Mockery

Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-Mich.) told colleagues the White House and Democratic lawmakers need to do a better job telling positive stories about the Affordable Care Act.

Democrat, Guns, Character, Brilliance, Oops, Constitution, Ignorance

Rep. Rubén Hinojosa (D-Texas) on Wednesday forgot what the Second Amendment was when asked about it during a debate in McAllen, Texas. "I'm drawing a blank on the Second Amendment, but I think it's the weapons, isn't it? The NRA?" he said, according to The Monitor. After recalling what the Second Amendment is — the right to keep and bear arms — he then went on to say he supports efforts to put limits on it, by blocking access to certain guns.

The Men Who Live as Dogs

The Guardian, May 2016


Like some Satanic scene from a horror movie, the Degenerate Left haunts our world

  It’s easy to laugh at a grown man in a rubber dog suit chewing on a squeaky toy. Maybe too easy, in fact, because to laugh is to dismiss it, denigrate it – ignore the fact that many of us have found comfort and joy in pretending to be animals at some point in our lives.

  Secret Life of the Human Pups is a sympathetic look at the world of pup play, a movement that grew out of the BDSM community... human pups tend to be male, gay, have an interest in dressing in leather, wear dog-like hoods, enjoy tactile interactions like stomach rubbing or ear tickling, play with toys, eat out of bowls and are often in a relationship with their human “handlers”.

Democrat, Obama, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

President Obama pronounced "corpsman" as "corpse man" twice in the same address. This mispronunciation has caused quite a bit of ridicule about a man who ascended to the presidency based upon his rhetorical skills.

"I am just shocked someone would want to kill us, that they had AK-47s and bombs and they were going to kill everyone that wasn't Muslim. It's shocking."

How to Behave During an Islamic Massacre

Andrew Klavan

Obama On The World Stage

Restoring Respect for the U.S.

Restoring Respect for America.

Barack Obama Workout

As a president, he didn't really work out that well.


Liberals Using Urine and Feces in Protest

A lot of people who have gone to the zoo have become the targets of feces thrown by apes or monkeys, and left no doubt wondering about the so-called intellectual capacity of a beast that would resort to such foul play.

Protester Defecating in Seattle

This is the character of the left.

Global Warming Attracting Asteroids to Earth?

CNN: Is Global Warming Bringing Asteroids?

CNN people need education. No wonder they're liberal.

H/T: Legal Insurrection

CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, “is an example of, perhaps, global warming?” -Leslie Eastman, Legal Insurrection

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

Communist Style

There Are More Than Two Genders

He's Singling Out Perceived Negative Traits of A Specific Race...

"Because if there's anything we've learned in the last few days, systemic racism is a white problem."

Bob Hope on Zombies and Democrats

Peter Singer, Princeton Professor

Just Remember, Academics: "Meow" Means "Meow"!

Umm, can class be dismissed?

Yes, Muffy. Western Civilization is collapsing just as you had feared.

While Mr. Singer is against eating animals, he’s OK with the idea of having sex with them. (He has written, "sex with animals does not always involve cruelty" and that "occasionally mutually satisfying activities may develop.")

Self Mockery: Dear Woman

"Thank you. You are forgiven and loved." -Jacquelin

An Insult To Human Decency

There Are Three Kinds of Men

Liberals - everything you touch turns to #2 though.

Psst... Liberals - you're third on the list.

There Is No Consensus Criteria For Assigning Sex At Birth...

"It’s not possible to know a person's gender identity at birth, and there is no consensus criteria for assigning sex at birth."

Social Justice Left: Internal Contradictions

Matt Walsh


Piers Morgan: Semi-Automatic Guns

Can Kill 200+ People Per Minute

Hey Piers, we're not laughing with you...

Biden: There is simply no reason.

”There’s no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world’s most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead,” the vice president of the United States of America said. “There is simply no reason.”


Liberal Stopped Clocks

"I think he's been a great leader but I don't want my daughter near him." -Senator Claire McCaskill on Bill Clinton

Mock the Liberals You've Got

Rather Than the Liberals You Wish You Had

Thanks for sage advice, @epobirs.

“Back when I would hug trees in Santa Cruz, I would sort of ask the tree if it was okay if I hugged it and I would feel their spirit or energy or something give a response back, and then proceed accordingly,” a UCSC alumna who identified herself only as “Serenity” told the Corsair. “ Consent is definitely important,” she continued. Go To Site

Environmentalist, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Crazy, Academia

Earlier this month, a professor at Santa Monica Community College led students in an ‘EcoSexual Sextravaganza’ in which participants ‘married the ocean.’ Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”

Perfume From My Vagina


Keep the hell away from my daughter, you liberal degenerates.

Could spritzing vagina juice on myself in place of Gypsy Water or Daisy actually take my romantic relationships to the next level? I happened to have a pretty empty weekend on my hands, so I got to researching. -Allison Ramirez

Hookers For Hillary


It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan

The Attack Of The Crybullies

It's funny because it's true.

Ben Garrison, Grrr Graphics

"EcoSexual Sextravaganza" Trip

Marry and Have Sex with the Ocean

Maritime Degenerates.

A professor at Santa Monica College took a group of students on an “EcoSexual Sextravaganza” trip earlier this month, during which they “married the ocean” and were encouraged to “consummate” that marriage. Why?

Well, as one of its organizers, a professor named Amber Katherine, told Campus Reform, it was to get students to love the environment more through “exocentric passion and even lust.

Seattle Environmental Whackos

Sing About Plastic Bags

At a city council meeting in Seattle, Wash., advocates for a ban on plastic bags in the city dressed up in plastic bags and sang a baggie-themed carol before the council.

Berkeley Civic Park: Empathy Tent

Tree Hugging Moonbats Crying Over Trees

Earth First! Cries About Trees. Warning: Disturbing Content.

Peak Liberalism


Epic Self Own

Pretending Not To Be White In Order To Get Ahead

"White Privilege" Advocate Accidentally Admits

That Minority Privilege Is Real

Oct 2021


  Author and activist Ibram X. Kendi, who upholds the ideas that white privilege is rampant in American culture and systemic racism keeps minorities in states of oppression, shared an article on Twitter that revealed that "more than a third of white students lie about their race on college applications," according to a survey.

  The article from The Hill found that "81 percent of students who faked minority status did so to improve their chances of getting accepted. Fifty percent of students who lied said they did it to get minority-focused financial aid."

  But if white privilege is so prevalent and persuasive, why would white kids feel the need to disguise their whiteness in order to gain admittance to college and aid to help them attend? Could it be that these white students felt that as opposed to giving them an edge, their whiteness was a hindrance to admittance?

They’re fragile, live inside a bubble that functions as a protective filter, and have “a primitive spinal cord but no real backbone.” They’re larvaceans – a new and far more compact term for social justice warriors.

  Thanks, marine biologists.

-Tim Blair, The Daily Telegraph Go To Site

Look, you hit a few unexpected bumps in the road in 2016 – I mean, who could have foreseen that nominating someone under FBI investigation might turn out badly?

  But there’s nothing wrong with what you’re doing – the problem isn’t you. It’s everyone else, especially those stupid, racist, gun nut Jesus people who aren’t bright enough to understand that you are entitled to rule over them.

  So don’t ever change. Stay the course.

-Kurt Schlichter, Some New Year’s Resolutions for Our Progressive Pals Go To Site