A (we’re guessing) drunk turbo-feminist entered a Lyft car, and instead of quietly enjoying the ride, she decided it was best to berate the driver for five minutes over a hula girl bobblehead sitting on his dashboard.
“You thought that was adorable,” she said to him. “You didn’t think of the pillaging of, like, the continent of Hawaii.” -William Hicks
I know it sounds ridiculous. But there are things we’re not allowed to have. Why are we allowed to have these weapons that blow up… literally blow up animals if you were hunting with them? -Mika Brzezinski, NBC
Q: What DOES the hobosexual represent?
Generated out of hobo history and queer as anti-capitalist practice, the hobosexual represents resistance to capitalist systems of normalization and enables connections, not necessarily between identities, but between anti-capitalist practices generated out of difference. -Heather Tapley, University of Victoria, Canada
SJW Lunatics Compete for DNC Chair
Liberalism Approaches Its Logical Endpoint
SCIENCE: "Our words can split open minds and and alter the geographical shape of its content, because sound is vibration."
INCLUSION: "We have to teach them how to be communicate, how to be sensitive, and how to shut their mouths if they're white."
TRAFFIC SAFETY: "I'm a walking intersectionality."
MORE SCIENCE: "Your voices are the reason this planet's axis is tilted. But your silence is the reason this planet is dying."
TOLERANCE: "I'm a white woman. I don't get it. And my job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt."
We at Progressive Disorder invite liberals to keep talking. Please. We're listening attentively, and we promise not to interrupt.
Leftists Smashing out the Windows at McDonald's
Dear lunatic liberals who are smashing out the windows at McDonald's: Probably not a good idea to destroy your future employer's property.— Elizabeth® (@MissLizzyNJ) January 20, 2017
Liberal, Violence, Degeneracy, Funny, Crazy, Education, Demagoguery, Protest, Academia, Waste, Immigration, Metaphor, Trump
In a bizarre form of protest, University of California freshman Seth Greenberg has promised to publicly remove his penis (he did not specify the method of removal) if Donald Trump begins project work on the US Mexican border wall. “I’m so confident that Trump is full of s***, that I will cut my **** off, publicly if he adds even a mile of new wall” stated Greenberg in an on the street interview, where he was simultaneously protesting prayer in public school.
When pressed about the validity of his claim, Greenberg promised that “I will really do this. I feel that if he does actually build any of the wall, me removing my penis publicly will bring worldwide attention to the injustice being inflicted against the Mexican people.”
A. WAR. OF. CIVILITY.
Mocking Hollywood's Political Lecture Videos
Mocking Obama's Executive Overreach
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Saturday Night Live
In The Bubble, life continues for progressive Americans as if the election never happened.
Election 2016 Hits College Campuses Hard...
Save The Snowflakes
What happens when America’s political system shifts to the Right? America’s precious young snowflakes lose their minds, and folks, this is no laughing matter!
Our nation’s snowflakes are being cared for by colleges and universities across the country. These schools – no, HEROES – are financially supporting cry-ins, hot chocolate, bubbles, kittens, puppies and ponies, crayons, and Play-Doh to comfort these wounded snowflakes.
In response, we here at the Media Research Center have launched the Save the Snowflakes project to respond to this emergency and bring crucial attention to this devastating human crisis.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Degeneracy, Funny, Science, Experts, Education, Waste, Healthcare, Metaphor
Insects, blood and faeces may not sound particularly appetitising, but they are among the produce we should consider eating if we want our food to be sustainable and healthy, according to a team of chefs and scientists in Denmark... Scientists, artists chefs, designers and specialists in education are all rolling their sleeves up and getting stuck in to the cause.
Democrat, Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny
Florida congressional candidate Joe Garcia – a Democrat – said something truly weird and disgusting about Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton recently. At a campaign event at a Key West campaign office on Saturday, Garcia described Clinton by saying she was "under no illusions that you want to have sex with her, or that she's going to seduce you."
“Back when I would hug trees in Santa Cruz, I would sort of ask the tree if it was okay if I hugged it and I would feel their spirit or energy or something give a response back, and then proceed accordingly,” a UCSC alumna who identified herself only as “Serenity” told the Corsair. “ Consent is definitely important,” she continued.
Democrat, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Scandal
Jim McGreevey shockingly admits that before he became governor of New Jersey, he’d have anonymous gay sex at Garden State highway rest stops. “All I knew was that my behavior was getting crazier and crazier,” McGreevey says of his torrid truck-stop trysts in an upcoming book that details his tortured life of lies and sexual repression.
Democrat, Guns, Character, Brilliance, Oops, Constitution
Rep. Rubén Hinojosa (D-Texas) on Wednesday forgot what the Second Amendment was when asked about it during a debate in McAllen, Texas. "I'm drawing a blank on the Second Amendment, but I think it's the weapons, isn't it? The NRA?" he said, according to The Monitor. After recalling what the Second Amendment is — the right to keep and bear arms — he then went on to say he supports efforts to put limits on it, by blocking access to certain guns.
The Men Who Live as Dogs
The Guardian, May 2016
Like some Satanic scene from a horror movie, the Degenerate Left haunts our world
It’s easy to laugh at a grown man in a rubber dog suit chewing on a squeaky toy. Maybe too easy, in fact, because to laugh is to dismiss it, denigrate it – ignore the fact that many of us have found comfort and joy in pretending to be animals at some point in our lives.
Secret Life of the Human Pups is a sympathetic look at the world of pup play, a movement that grew out of the BDSM community... human pups tend to be male, gay, have an interest in dressing in leather, wear dog-like hoods, enjoy tactile interactions like stomach rubbing or ear tickling, play with toys, eat out of bowls and are often in a relationship with their human “handlers”.
Democrat, Obama, Funny, Brilliance, Oops
President Obama pronounced "corpsman" as "corpse man" twice in the same address. This mispronunciation has caused quite a bit of ridicule about a man who ascended to the presidency based upon his rhetorical skills.
"I am just shocked someone would want to kill us, that they had AK-47s and bombs and they were going to kill everyone that wasn't Muslim. It's shocking."
How to Behave During an Islamic Massacre
Barack Obama Workout
As a president, he didn't really work out that well.
Protester Defecating in Seattle
This is the character of the left.
H/T: Legal Insurrection
CNN anchor Deb Feyerick asked Saturday afternoon if an approaching asteroid, which will pass by Earth on February 15, “is an example of, perhaps, global warming?” -Leslie Eastman, Legal Insurrection
"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
Fighting For Women Of All Genders
There Are More Than Two Genders
Bob Hope on Zombies and Democrats
Peter Singer, Princeton Professor
Just Remember, Academics: "Meow" Means "Meow"!
Yes, Muffy. Western Civilization is collapsing just as you had feared.
While Mr. Singer is against eating animals, he’s OK with the idea of having sex with them. (He has written, "sex with animals does not always involve cruelty" and that "occasionally mutually satisfying activities may develop.")
Self Mockery: Dear Woman
"Thank you. You are forgiven and loved." -Jacquelin
An Insult To Human Decency
Refusing to sexually engage with people who don't have your preferred genitalia is nothing short of an insult to human decency.— Donovan Paisley (@DonovanPaisley) March 15, 2017
There Are Three Kinds of Men
Psst... Liberals - you're third on the list.
Piers Morgan: Semi-Automatic Guns
Can Kill 200+ People Per Minute
I love how American gun nuts make such a distinction between automatic & semi-automatic guns.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 2, 2016
Both can kill 200+ people a minute.
Hey Piers, we're not laughing with you...
”There’s no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world’s most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead,” the vice president of the United States of America said. “There is simply no reason.”
Mock the Liberals You've Got
Rather Than the Liberals You Wish You Had
Thanks for sage advice, @epobirs.
Environmentalist, Liberal, Character, Degeneracy, Funny, Crazy, Academia
Earlier this month, a professor at Santa Monica Community College led students in an ‘EcoSexual Sextravaganza’ in which participants ‘married the ocean.’ Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”
Hookers For Hillary
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan
The Attack Of The Crybullies
"EcoSexual Sextravaganza" Trip
Marry and Have Sex with the Ocean
A professor at Santa Monica College took a group of students on an “EcoSexual Sextravaganza” trip earlier this month, during which they “married the ocean” and were encouraged to “consummate” that marriage. Why?
Well, as one of its organizers, a professor named Amber Katherine, told Campus Reform, it was to get students to love the environment more through “exocentric passion and even lust.”
Seattle Environmental Whackos
Sing About Plastic Bags
At a city council meeting in Seattle, Wash., advocates for a ban on plastic bags in the city dressed up in plastic bags and sang a baggie-themed carol before the council.
#Antifa Liberal Temper Tantrum, Felony Charges...
Indicted On Felony Rioting Charges
"It's not fair."
A total of 214 people involved in protests on Inauguration Day in downtown Washington have been indicted on felony rioting charges...
The penalty for felony rioting carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. The protests took place in a four-block stretch around downtown Washington while President Trump was being sworn in.
Berkeley Civic Park: Empathy Tent
Tree Hugging Moonbats Crying Over Trees
Earth First! Cries About Trees. Warning: Disturbing Content.