Not the sharpest knives...

Democrat Brilliance

And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there’s a lot of tundra that’s being held down by that ice cap...

“It would be very important for the Democrats to retain control of the Senate.” Pelosi said, “Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if Republicans win the Senate.” -Nancy Pelosi Go To Site

“We let the assault weapons ban, which was led by our senator Dianne Feinstein, we let that lapse. So you know, multiautomatic round weapons are easily available, even though not in California, but they can cross the state line, as you know.” -Rep Loretta Sanchez, Democrat Go To Site

Now if you thought that one of his senior staffers would’ve taken the time to educate Joe Biden on the differences between nations, countries, and continents, before putting him in front of a microphone, you’d be wrong. ”There’s no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world’s most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead,” the vice president of the United States of America said. “There is simply no reason,” he said. -Jerome Hudson Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Incompetence, Sex, Degeneracy, Brilliance, Oops

State Rep. Ramon Perez is apologizing after handing out a document to the House Finance Committee that showed open tabs on a computer with pornographic content.

  The Providence Democrat brought the printout to a committee meeting Wednesday night, in which he testified on an automobile crash protection bill he sponsored. What he handed out was a screen grab of a Wikipedia entry for the Puerto Rico Automobile Accident Compensation Administration. Several open tabs were visible with titles that referenced obscene material.

  One tab included the word “teen.”

Democrat, Liberal, Crime, Incitement, Violence, Government, Incompetence, Degeneracy, Brilliance, Protest, Terrorism, Tolerance, Law

Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake made a stunning admission Saturday in the aftermath of violent protests over the recent death of Freddie Gray, saying she wanted to give space to those “who wished to destroy.”... Numerous storefronts and vehicles were damaged and businesses were looted at the tail end of a day of demonstrations... “I’ve made it very clear that I work with the police and instructed them to do everything that they could to make sure that the protesters were able to exercise their right to free speech,” Rawlings-Blake said during a press conference Saturday night.

Hillary Voters Can't Name

Any Accomplishments

Democrat, Liberal, Obama, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

It appears someone on the White House press staff may have forgotten to use spellcheck. The press office misspelled the name of 40th president Ronald Reagan not once, but three times in media documents about President Obama's schedule on Wednesday... "The President delivers remarks at the League of Conservation Voters Capitol Dinner (at the) Ronald Regan Building and International Trade Center," it says.

Democrat, Brilliance, Oops

Announcing the vice president's schedule following the President's Day holiday, staffers reported Joe Biden as being off to 'Road Island.'

“Right after I turned 17 and got my New Jersey drivers license, one of the earliest places I drove was a trip, the only trip I’ve ever taken, was, was to Hawaii.” -Democrat Senator Cory Booker Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Education, Constitution, Ignorance

Sen. Charles E. Schumer, New York Democrat, stumbled Tuesday over basic American history, crediting Thomas Jefferson for authorship of the Bill of Rights during a debate over the First Amendment and campaign finance. “I think if Thomas Jefferson were looking down, the author of the Bill of Rights, on what’s being proposed here, he’d agree with it. He would agree that the First Amendment cannot be absolute,” Mr. Schumer said.

Joe Biden Says 161,000 Died In Joplin Tornado

Joe, you're not in Kansas anymore...

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Constitution, Ignorance

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D., Texas) declared the U.S. Constitution to be 400 years old Wednesday on the House floor, which would mean it was signed in 1614... Lee is off by only 173 years. It was adopted on Sep. 17, 1787.

Democrat Press Conference on Railway Safety

The Yellow Line Is There for a Reason

Democrat Idiot.

Image: NEWS8 WTNH

Just as Milford Mayor Ben Blake was saying, “safety, as you know, is paramount,” Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) was blown back from the edge and his easel and chart nearly came crashing down with him.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Ignorance

On February 28th, the Democrat Party used their official Twitter account to tell followers the minimum wage is worth less than "when Ronald Reagan was in Congress." The problem--Reagan was never in Congress.

Democrats and SCIENCE

% Correctly Answering That the Earth Goes Around the Sun & That It Takes a Year

NORC GSS 2012, including panel data; weighted N=2186
Political Group% Correctwtd N
Democrat 48.6% 778
Independent 55.0% 853
Republican 62.1% 556
Liberal Democrat 62.0% 356
Moderate Democrat 43.7% 258
Conservative Republican 67.2% 403

Do we need new a government program to get Democrats better educated?

Democrat, Hypocrisy, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Smears

Democratic Congressman Jerrold Nadler of New York – Manhattan to be exact – was caught on camera saying that Republicans “just want people to starve and it’s disgusting.”

A new ad from the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) looks to have had about as much review as the ObamaCare website. The ad, targeting Rep. Joe Heck, misspells the DCCC's website. Amazingly, considering it is 2014, and not 1994, the creators of the ad left a "w" out of the URL address. Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Obama, Character, Brilliance, Oops, Smears, Ignorance

“It’s extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn’t know how to send an e-mail.”-Obama spokesman Dan Pfeiffer ... The reason he doesn’t send email is that he can’t use a keyboard because of the relentless beatings he received from the Viet Cong in service to our country.

An Endorsed Democart

Anita Davis

Restoring Respect for the U.S.

Just what is a Democart Filled With?

Democrat, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, Character, Financial, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Greed

Controversial House Democrat Alan Grayson lost $18 million as part of a criminal scheme run by a Virginia man that bilked more than 100 investors out of more than $35 million, according to federal court documents.

Democrat, Liberal, Crime, Funny, Brilliance, Narrative, Oops, Immigration

Sen. Tom Harkin (D-IA) announced that he does not “classify” illegal immigrants as criminals, although he admits “it’s obvious that they broke the laws and did things that were criminal and they shouldn’t.”

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Abortion

From the stage at the recent Women Deliver conference, former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s daughter Chelsea revealed that her much-admired maternal grandmother was the child of unwed teenage parents who “did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide.”

Democrats: E-Mailing Out New Passwords

Here is our new password: HHQTevgHQ@z&8b6

The Democratic party has found a new consequence of climate change: prostitution. Rep. Barbara Lee and twelve other House Democrats issued a resolution stating that climate change can cause food and water shortages, which could lead impoverished women to turn to prostitution as a means of income. -Emily Hulsey Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Immigration

“A smart fence, which is what Senator McCain and I want to build--since he’s from Arizona, I think he knows more about this than the Senator from South Dakota who only has a border with Canada and that is quite different,” Landrieu said. South Dakota does not share a border with Canada. It does, however, share borders with North Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Minnesota, Nebraska and Iowa.

Democrat, Liberal, Government, Guns, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Experts, Metaphor, Ignorance

CO State Rep. Diana DeGette (D) "I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those now they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available."

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Sex, Degeneracy, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

An embarrassed candidate for U.S. Congress has recently learned that crystal ball gazing is not just confined to clairvoyants. The 28-year-old Democrat candidate, unfortunately named Krystal Ball, was left furious when she discovered that raunchy photos of herself had surfaced on the internet - allowing anyone to gaze at them for as long as they liked. Ms Ball called the leak ‘outrageous’ and ‘incredibly sexist’. But she did not rule out the possibility that she herself might have posted them on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, and that they were lifted from there. She said the photographs - including one showing her wearing a Santa hat and simulating a sex act with a phallic-shaped false nose being worn by her ex-husband - were snapped at a costume party six years ago when she was 22.

Trump was supposed to go from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe IN ORDER...

"I thought it was unusual for the President of the United States to go to Saudi Arabia first. Saudi Arabia! It wasn't even alphabetical. I mean, Saudi Arabia."

Democrat, Liberal, Guns, Funny, Brilliance

Vice President Joe Biden incorrectly stated early today that Rep. Gabrielle Giffords had been "shot and mortally wounded": "Gabby Giffords, my good friend, was shot and mortally wounded," Biden claimed. ... The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.

Speaking with reporters on Monday, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) stated that Obamacare, once implemented, would be “glorious.” She said, “We’ll ride this out…It’s worth the trouble, it’s going to be a glorious thing.” Go To Site

Democrat, Hypocrisy, Government, Character, Misogyny, Brilliance, Oops, Politics, Feminism, Metaphor, Sexism

When a Republican state senator left the floor to nurse her newborn son, Democrats seized the opportunity for a quick vote without her.... State Senator Ann Rivers, also a Republican, is quoted as saying, "I think it is shameful for them to make her choose between being on the floor and voting and nursing her child. This caucus, which presents itself as being the caucus of families, would willingly drive a wedge between a mother and her infant? I think that is shameful. Just shameful. And deeply disappointing."

Democrat, Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Socialism, Healthcare

As part of a discussion with voters about Obamacare funding, Rep. Corrine Brown (D-Fla.) told one man, “Don’t confuse me with any facts.”

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance

In a discussion on the impact of money on the election, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said at the Newseum in Washington, D.C. last week that President Barack Obama may be the most famous person in this galaxy.

Democrat, Hypocrisy, Editorial, Liberal, Obama, Brilliance, Oops

It turns out that Obama supporters hate his policies. The nonpartisan group We are Change took to the streets to interview Obama supporters regarding his policies. However, it listed four of Obama’s actual policies as has having been proposed by Romney. It turns out that these Obama supporters vehemently oppose his policies when they think they belong to the GOP candidate. The first example was Obama’s expansion of the Patriot Act (including “spying”). Responses ranged from: “He’s going to far with this,” to “I don’t believe the government should be able to invade our privacy like that.” Next, the interviewer asked about the National Defense Authorization Act, signed by President Obama. He explains that this act would grant Obama the power to arrest and detain American citizens without a court of law. Responses included “Unconstitutional and immoral,” “Crazy,” and “I think [Romney] is a psychopath.”

My fear is that the whole island (of Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize. -- Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson Go To Site

Democrat, Guns, Character, Brilliance, Oops, Constitution

Rep. Rubén Hinojosa (D-Texas) on Wednesday forgot what the Second Amendment was when asked about it during a debate in McAllen, Texas. "I'm drawing a blank on the Second Amendment, but I think it's the weapons, isn't it? The NRA?" he said, according to The Monitor. After recalling what the Second Amendment is — the right to keep and bear arms — he then went on to say he supports efforts to put limits on it, by blocking access to certain guns.

Democrat, Liberal, Incompetence, Obama, Brilliance, Economy, Elitism

President Bill Clinton at an Obama rally in Wisconsin, Oct 19th: "This shouldn't be a race. The only reason it is -- is because Americans are impatient, want things done day before yesterday, and they don't understand why the economy is not totally 'hunky-dory' now."

Democrat, Incompetence, Brilliance, Oops

Silvestre Reyes, the Democratic nominee to head the House Intelligence Committee, failed to answer both questions correctly last week when put to the test by Congressional Quarterly. He mislabeled Al Qaeda as predominantly Shiite, and on Hezbollah, which is mostly Shiite, he drew a blank. “Speaking only for myself,” he told reporters, “it’s hard to keep things in perspective and in the categories.”

Democrat, Liberal, Racism, Brilliance, Smears, Stereotyping, Ignorance

Barack Obama, is, he, for the first time I think, as a black leader in America, has come to the American people not as a victim, but rather as a leader.

“The bottom line is we’re not broke, there’s plenty of money, it’s just the government doesn’t have it,” -Democrat Congressman Keith Ellison

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Democrat, Election, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Metaphor, Ignorance

On the last night of the Democratic National Convention, a retired Navy four-star took the stage to pay tribute to veterans. Behind him, on a giant screen, the image of four hulking warships reinforced his patriotic message. But there was a big mistake in the stirring backdrop: those are Russian warships. While retired Adm. John Nathman, a former commander of Fleet Forces Command, honored vets as America’s best, the ships from the Russian Federation Navy were arrayed like sentinels on the big screen above. These were the very Soviet-era combatants that Nathman and Cold Warriors like him had once squared off against. “The ships are definitely Russian,” said noted naval author Norman Polmar after reviewing hi-resolution photos from the event. “There’s no question of that in my mind.”

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

Pressed by Colbert what she would be free from, the black congresswoman responded, "Slavery." "Slavery. Really? I didn’t realize there was slavery in Brooklyn in 1898," Colbert responded, seemingly looking to give the lawmaker a chance to catch her error. "I’m pretty sure there was," Clarke responded. "It sounds like a horrible part of the United States that kept slavery going until 1898," the late-night comedian then quipped. Colbert pressed on, asking, "Who would be enslaving you in 1898 in New York?" At that point, Clarke responded, "The Dutch."

Democrat, Brilliance, Oops, Abortion, Socialism, Healthcare, Ignorance

But Dahlkemper said recently that she would have never voted for the health care bill had she known that the Department of Health and Human Services would require all private insurers, including Catholic charities and hospitals, to provide free coverage of contraception, sterilization procedures, and the "week-after" pill "ella" that can induce early abortions.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops

So that one new voter that you register in your precinct -- think about it -- that one neighbor that you get to the polls on November the 2. I want you to understand, that could be the one that makes the difference. That one conversation, that one new volunteer you recruit, that could be the one that puts this over the top. The presidential election this year is November 6.

Ignoramuses are the Democrats’ core constituency. Can’t name your congressman or a single Supreme Court justice? Have vaguely heard of Gettysburg, but can’t quite place the war? Get your idea of news from People and Us or Comedy Central? You’re a singe-issue voter and the single issue is more-more-more and who-cares-how-it-gets-paid-for. The Dems not only want you to vote, they’ll hunt you down, fill out the registration form for you and show up on Election Day to drag you to the polls. And if you can’t make it, they’ll send someone else and say you did. -Harry Stein Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Obama, Funny, Brilliance, Narrative, Oops

Obama and pals spell out "OIHO".

Democrat, Election, Character, Oops

Sen. Claire McCaskill (D., Mo.) apologized this weekend to actual Missouri voters appearing in a political ad, after the Senator accused the voters of being paid actors last week, Fox St. Louis reports.

Democrat, Hypocrisy, Character, Brilliance, Education, Video, Islam, Constitution

For those who are wondering, the video posted above depicts Muslim Congressman Andre Carson, of the 7th District of Indiana, voicing his belief that America’s school system would be improved if schools were modeled after “madrasas.” For those that don’t know, madrasas are Islamic religious schools – schools that, according to at least one State Department report, have been accused of fostering anti-American, terrorist sympathies.

Democrat, Environmentalist, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Energy, Economy

A veteran state lawmaker in North Carolina says she pushed the wrong button late Monday night in a marathon legislative session and accidentally opened up the state to fracking. Rep. Becky Carney, a five-term Democrat from Charlotte, burst into tears after mistakenly voting with Republicans to override Democratic Gov. Bev Perdue’s veto of the contentious legislation. The measure lifts the ban on hydraulic fracturing as a means for mining for natural gas, according to The Wall Street Journal.

"We're portrayed by Republicans as either being lying or idiots," said one Obama administration official who was part of the Benghazi response. "It's actually closer to us being idiots." Go To Site

Democrat, Incompetence, Brilliance, Oops, Energy

“There would be no production out of [ANWR] for at least 7 years.” -Sen. Jeff Bingaman (D-N.M.)... “Oil extracted from [ANWR] would not reach refineries for seven to ten years.” -Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-WA)... “No oil will flow from ANWR…until from 7 to 10 years from now.” -Sen. John Kerry (D-MA)... “Oil exploration in ANWR will not actually start producing oil for as many as 10 years.” -Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA)...“Even if we started drilling [in ANWR] tomorrow, the first barrel of crude oil would not make it to the market for at least 10 years.” -Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI)

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops, Energy

As gas prices continue to soar around the country, Joe Kennedy III, the Democratic candidate for Rep. Barney Frank’s seat, wrote an online letter to supporters calling for an end to “cheap oil.” ... “It’s kind of stunning that he’s so out of touch that he would say it that way,” Bielat Communications Director Sarah Rumpf told The Daily Caller. “Democrats, Republicans and independents — everybody is paying for higher gas right now.”

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Ignorance

Shumlin says he was in bed in his rented Montpelier home late Wednesday night when he heard what turned out to be four bears in the backyard... Shumlin says he ran out barefoot in an attempt to rescue his birdfeeders. He says one of the bears charged him on the porch.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Healthcare

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said on Monday that youth violence is a “chronic health issue” that can lead to asthma, obesity, or depression for "the youth who are involved," although she did not make clear whether she was speaking solely about the victims of youth violence or the perpetrators or both.

“But it's important to remember--you just heard from the law enforcement side of this--it’s important to remember that the costs of violence go beyond deaths or injuries or tolls on families and communities,” Sebelius said at a Department of Justice conference Monday on youth violence. “Violence is also a chronic health issue.” “It leads to asthma, it leads to obesity or depression among the youth who are involved,” Sebelius said at the event in Washington, D.C.

"In America, you have a right to be stupid, if you want to be... and we tolerate that." -John Kerry Go To Site

Democrat, Brilliance, Oops

Announcing the vice president's schedule following the President's Day holiday, staffers reported Joe Biden as being off to 'Road Island.'

Democrat, Government, Incompetence, Brilliance, Oops

Rather than tallying the one-year increase in veterans' education benefits—which would have been $627-million in the 2010-11 award year—the committee mistakenly used two-year data. The change means that those colleges increased their benefits by 86 percent compared with the previous award year, not 159 percent, as the committee had previously reported.

Democrat, Liberal, Obama, Brilliance, Oops, Economy

“Some time in the next couple of months we’re going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month,” Biden said at a fundraiser today in Pittsburgh. Next month, Biden predicted, the nation’s employers will add between 100,000 to 200,000 jobs to their payrolls.

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Economy

"It's very clear that private-sector jobs have been doing just fine; it's the public-sector jobs where we've lost huge numbers, and that's what this legislation is all about," Reid said on the Senate floor.

Gov. John Hickenlooper (D) said Monday that Abraham Lincoln “wasn’t a great debater” during a visit to the Obama campaign field office in Denver, Colo. Go To Site

Democrat, Character, Brilliance, Oops, Crazy, Terrorism

A full 22.6% of Democrats said it was "very likely." Another 28.2% called it "somewhat likely." That is: More than half of Democrats, according to a neutral survey, said they believed Bush was complicit in the 9/11 terror attacks.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Immigration

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee, denounced Republicans last week for believing illegal immigration “should in fact be a crime.”

Democrat, Liberal, Funny

I started wondering if during the night I would be visited by specially trained CIA agents. Could they secretly shoot me with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart?

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance

WASHINGTON -- Sen. Patty Murray intended to be provocative when she told a group of high school students terrorist leader Osama bin Laden is popular in poor countries because he helped pay for schools, roads and even day care centers.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance

Murray said, according to the Vancouver paper, that bin Laden has been "out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day care facilities, building health care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that."

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops, Abortion

REP. PELOSI: "I would say that as an ardent, practicing Catholic, this is an issue that I have studied for a long time. And what I know is, over the centuries, the doctors of the church have not been able to make that definition." Church writings specifically naming abortion as murder appear as early as 70 AD in the Didache, the first written catechism of the Christian church: “The second commandment of the teaching: You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not seduce boys. You shall not commit fornication. You shall not steal. You shall not practice magic. You shall not use potions. You shall not procure [an] abortion, nor destroy a newborn child” (Didache 2:1–2 [A.D. 70]).

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Demagoguery, Energy, Sexism

HARRISBURG, Pa. — A state lawmaker is explaining his remark that suggests the impact of Pennsylvania's booming natural gas industry includes the spread of sexually transmitted disease "amongst the womenfolk."

Democrat, Liberal, Character, Brilliance, Oops, Immigration

After using illegal immigrants as props to push the DREAM Act, Sen. Durbin (D-IL) made the following statement at a Senate committee hearing: "When I look around this room, I see America's future. Our doctors, our teachers, our nurses, our engineers, our scientists, our soldiers, our Congressman, our Senators and maybe our President." However, Article 2, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution says: "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President."

“We’re seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point – they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn’t ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there’s a lot of tundra that’s being held down by that ice cap.” -Henry Waxman Go To Site

Democrat, Hypocrisy, Liberal, Brilliance

There was another revelation Tuesday that is likely to add to talk about the governor's accident _ Corzine's SUV was going 91 mph in a 65 mph zone just before the crash, according to state police. "He's a governor," Tim said. "He should have been showing us an example. I wear my seat belt all the time." The governor, in fact, has been a proponent of seat belt usage.

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance

Corzine's spokesman Anthony Coley also said Corzine apparently was not wearing a seatbelt at the time of the crash. "It does not appear that the governor was wearing a seat belt," Coley said.

Democrat, Environmentalist, Liberal, Science, Brilliance, Oops, Experts

Gore’s transcript documents that during his sophomore year at Harvard he earned a "D" in Natural Sciences 6 (Man’s Place in Nature). Also, as a senior at Harvard, he earned a C-plus in Natural Sciences 118. Gore, along with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 for his work on global warming.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened,'" Barack Obama's running mate recently told the "CBS Evening News." Except, Republican Herbert Hoover was in office when the stock market crashed in October 1929. There also was no television at the time.

"Freedom of speech means you have to allow idiots to speak, and that’s the unfortunate thing." -George Clooney Go To Site

Democrat, Incompetence, Brilliance

United States should join 27 other countries that have equality guarantees for women, including Rwanda, Algeria, China and Afghanistan.

Democrat, Liberal, Incompetence, Brilliance

"Today, we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace.

Democrat, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance

Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee (D., Tex.), while visiting Mars Pathfinder Mission Control Center, asked whether the Pathfinder had taken pictures of the American flag planted by Neil Armstrong in 1969.

Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance

REP. DAVID R. OBEY, D-WIS.: Troops must be out of a combat role by October — I mean, by August of 19 — 2007.
    REP. NANCY PELOSI, D-CALIF.: 2008. If they meet (inaudible).
    OBEY: I’m sorry, that’s right.
    PELOSI: OK. But if they haven’t made any progress by July, we begin the 180 days. If they haven’t made any. If they haven’t made — if the president cannot demonstrate progress by July, we begin the 180 days.
    UNKNOWN: July 1st or 31st?
    PELOSI: Is it July 1st or 31st? July 1st?

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican. -Marion Berry Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance

Murray said, according to the Vancouver paper, that bin Laden has been "out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day care facilities, building health care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that."

Democrat, Brilliance

DNC Don Fowler seemed to find delight in the fact that Hurricane Gustav is heading towards New Orleans on the day that the GOP is set to start their National Convention

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance, Oops

“Outside of the killings, Washington [DC] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”

Liberal, Brilliance

Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid. -John Wayne in Sands of Iwo Jima Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Scandal, Brilliance

He resigned in 1974 when he was fingered in a vice investigation--he had paid a prostitute with a check (duh).

Liberal, Brilliance

(CNN) -- Four-star Army Gen. Peter Chiarelli -- the No. 2 general in the U.S. Army -- says he is absolutely not offended that Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett mistook him for a waiter at a fancy Washington dinner this week and asked him for a glass of wine.

Liberal, Brilliance

According to our tipster, Jarrett was seated at the head table along with several other big-name politicians and a handful of high-ranking military officials. As an officer sporting several stars walked past Jarrett, she signaled for his attention and said, “I’d like another glass of wine.”

Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson

Fears Guam Will Tip Over and Capsize


"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize." -Democrat ("The Party of Science") Congressman Hank Johnson

Liberal, Government, Funny, Science, Brilliance, Oops, Energy, Ignorance

“I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels,” she said at one point. Natural gas “is cheap, abundant and clean compared to fossil fuels,”

“Democrats like to think of themselves as the party of smart people.” -Michael Barone Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Brilliance

Pelosi: "We Have to Pass the Bill So That You Can Find Out What Is In It"

Liberal, Brilliance, Oops, Economy

"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs."

Democrat, Environmentalist, Liberal, Funny, Science, Brilliance, Oops, Demagoguery

“We’re seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point – they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn’t ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there’s a lot of tundra that’s being held down by that ice cap.

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance

While stumping in Missouri for his running mate, Joe Biden pointed out state Senator Chuck Graham. Attempting to honor him, he said, "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." Chuck Graham is in a wheelchair.

“Genius is never understood in its own time.” -Bill Watterson Go To Site

Liberal, Brilliance

"It's going to be very, very exciting," Pelosi gaffed, telling the local elected officials assembled that Congress "[has] to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it, away from the fog of controversy."

Democrat, Funny, Brilliance

In what sounds like a science-fiction novel come to life, one scientist says he is close to being able to affix one person's head to another human body. Italian scientist Sergio Canavero believes he has come up with an outline to successfully complete the first human head transplant in history.

She No Longer Even Feels the Need to

Pay Attention to the Republican Nominee

October, 2016

Hillary Clinton is so far ahead of Donald Trump in the race for the presidency that she no longer even feels the need to pay attention to the Republican nominee.

Buoyed by a double digit lead in some national polls, Mrs Clinton has said she is now looking past Mr Trump entirely, and will no longer counter allegations made by her rival.

Democrat Brilliance On Video

Videos: Democrats Make Fools of Themselves

Hank Johnson worries about the island of Guam tipping over, and other classics